Your Cellphone is Now a Live Grenade...

[Night Fox]

I don't own a cellphone.

[Ad Bot]

[xK1lla4l1fx]

It explodes, detonating the charge wire, sending shock through the wiring in my bedroom wall, exploding a $350+ TV, a $400 Limited Edition Halo Reach 360 Slim (=C), blows out the lights, and leaves glass all over the floor.
Then I walk in and cry.

[Rekuddo]

This is just like Law abiding citizen right?

[IsaacKronenFaust]

Look again, the Hand Grenade is now Diamonds!

[Wizard]

My cell phone explodes, sending a huge explosive blast through the room, killing everyone. Good thing I don't have a cell phone.

[_Rave_]

I died.

It was in my pocket.

[Man 2]

I need hip surgery D:

I suppose it's just as well though. I'm due for a new phone this Christmas  

[Qwepir]

i dont have one
nothing bad happens :D!

[Kalphiter]

I have a computer perpendicular to the window, so I can just unlock the window and throw it out.

[zookuw]

I don't own a cellphone.

Woo!

[WhatevaGuy]

Desk, most of me, and my computer is obliterated.
Also The Descent, which it is sitting on top of.
And a Northrop Grumman notepad that I use as a mousepad.
And it blew a hole in my wall and broke some windows.
:(

[Kalphiter]

Desk, most of me, and my computer is obliterated.
Also The Descent, which it is sitting on top of.
And a Northrop Grumman notepad that I use as a mousepad.
And it blew a hole in my wall and broke some windows.
:(

~WhatevaGuy

[WhatevaGuy]

~WhatevaGuy

It doesn't matter anymore, I'm blown to pieces.

[oromis]

I don't know where it is. So it exploded.

[ultimamax]

My night-stand blew up :c