The only true rules
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
100. friendry will not be tolerated.
103. That's no such thing as safe love
104. The internet is for research.
113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads (or N64 games). But ask anyway.
115. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz.
133. If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)
135. Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133.
142. Just ignore him he will think you're afk.
143. If you ignore her, she will bitch.
147. Regardless, if you get pissed on teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you.
151. You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don't even get your hopes up.
152. They didn't call you handicapped but they were thinking it.
167. Fleshlights are the answers to life's problems. No exceptions.
168. If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you're handicapped because no one can act drunk on the internet.
174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley.
185. The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman, except the internet has research.
190. The only good hentai is yuri, that's how the internet works.
198. If it's not on Google, It does not exist. No Exceptions.
199. If it's not on Google, then you're searching with the wrong criteria, no exceptions
201. Maths in failing:
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Win + Fail = Epicfail
Fail + Fail = Win
Win + Win = Fail
Epicfail + Epicfail = Chuck Norris
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213. Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn't.
217. Creator of 4chan is mentally Disturbed. No exceptions.
231. The number of friends you have on Facebook does not indicate the number of friends you have in real life. No exceptions.
237. P30P13 WH0 U53 1337 5P34K 4R3 N07 1337.
327: Kill it with fire!
331. G.I.R.L = Guy In Real Life... No Exceptions.
999. ˙suoıʇdǝɔxǝ ou ˙ןıɐɟ noʎ 'sıɥʇ puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uop ןןıʇs noʎ ʇǝʎ pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ dıןɟ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ noʎ ɟı
2013. Rule 2012 is a lie. So are the Mayans.
2552. Remember Reach, no exceptions.
