steam isn't working

[KadeBL_ID12958]

I am angry, EVERY single game i got from steam doesn't work/crashes on openning.
I got gmod, half life 2 (and lost coast), TF2, and Counter strike.
Counter strike just says there's a problem and it's gotta close.
Gmod and Tf2 say that it refrenced memory at (random numbers and letters here)
And couldn't find it or something.
Half life just crashes when i get killed, so i dodge better than speed racer wouldn't, but then there is no way to avoid Getting beaten Senseless at the end of city 17 so i lock up and have to restart.

What is wrong?

(notice:I meant to put this in off topic, it doesn't go in help for you guys who like to say "wrong board" C:)

Tl;dr: Every game i got from steam doesn't work.

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[StarDust]

1. Uninstall steam
2. Delete all steam files
3. Install steam
4. Install all your games again
5. ???
6. Profit

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Hmm.... I'll try it.

[JTBreslow]

Your computer probably sucks.

[bloody jumper]

Your computer probably sucks.

we have a winner

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Your computer probably sucks.

I've been told time and time again.
I show these to my father, and he says it costs too much money, and that my computer is just slow.
The computer is older than me, and heres some pictures of the thing.


How long has it been since you've seen one of THESE dinosaurs?
On topic: My computer forgets and misplaces files all the time
stupid imageshack stretching the picture

[Alphadin]

Fail images

[JTBreslow]

Nice broken images.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Nice broken images.

They're broken? i can see them fine.
Anyways, it's the oldest thing ever.
I guess a new computer could fix my steam problem

[Nick4t]

We can't see links to YOUR hotmail account unless we are logged into it as well dumbass.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

We can't see links to YOUR hotmail account unless we are logged into it as well dumbass.

Oh, my bad XC I'll upload dem

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Sorry bubble toast
And sorry for image heavy, Stupid imageshack keeps stretching my image.

[JTBreslow]

Your computer screen is super blurry, how the forget are you reading all of this?!

[KadeBL_ID12958]

It's not blurry, actually. i guess i just moved when taking the picture.

[JTBreslow]

It's not blurry

Nop