A story I wrote for my girlfriend.

[Big Brother]

Dude that's probably more creepy than mine.

No...no yours is still more creepy. Also your girlfriend is ugly.

[Ad Bot]

[MaxNikkos]

My girlfriend isn't ugly you fat friend

[JAW959]

My girlfriend isn't ugly you fat friend

                                                                                        Umad brah?

[Madmitten]

My girlfriend isn't ugly you fat friend

max = trolled hard

[Deus Ex]

You and your girlfriend have love through words.
You dont realize it yet, but you're loveting.

[Deathwish]

And not a single mention of robes or wizard hats, tut tut.

[MaxNikkos]

And not a single mention of robes or wizard hats, tut tut.

It may be what you're into but, I'm sorry, I'm not into it.

[Nymethus]

Honey, that's the sweetest thing I've read on this cursed forum <3

[leonstormrat23]

Honey, that's the sweetest thing I've read on this cursed forum <3

?_? HOLY CRAP. 

And if you think the forums are cursed then why do you stay on them?

[yogamoanyo]

?_? HOLY CRAP. 

And if you think the forums are cursed then why do you stay on them?

Offtopic is a blog.

[Nymethus]

?_? HOLY CRAP. 

And if you think the forums are cursed then why do you stay on them?

I'm crazy

[Solid]

sorry for the bump but I've been waiting to share my opinion on this

Too be honest it really is awkward and I would be totally embarrassed if I gave that to my girlfriend or anyone for that matter.

[Madmitten]

sorry for the bump but I've been waiting to share my opinion on this

Too be honest it really is awkward and I would be totally embarrassed if I gave that to my girlfriend or anyone for that matter.

yes

[DrenDran]

THE SESSION FROM BEFORE THE EXPLOSIONS MUST BE RESUMED
Well, that's what I got from it.

[Khorde]

this thread is a lulz cow that is continuously being milked