You are turning into a Reverend? 
I thought he was a priest. :o
But no, I have this weird urge to put those weird faces he does like :c and :o, etc, and to be nicer. I kind of feel like a fruit, no offense, lol.
Playboys are girls in the magazine, Playboy. The nude one.
Quite true but Playgirls would sound handicapped and I don't think that joke would click with everyone.