What Do you sleep in?

[MrMulch]

So you are JD's alt that he created to fulfill his need for a girl because he's a 30 year old man living in his mom's basement.

The forget?

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[Flamecannon]

What?

Skele said: "I sleep naked because my mom has the common sense to realize she could open my door while I'm jerking off. She never even touches the door handle"

LRN 2 RED

[JAW959]

"Naked because my mom has the common sense to realize she could open my door while I'm jerking off. She never even touches the door handle"

LRN 2 RED

I'm still confus, he sleeps naked because his mom knows that if she opens his door he's probably wanking?

[TheChaosCarrier]

wtf my mom always told me commando was where you sleep in only underwear/boxers :(

[skelolego229]

What?

I wouldent go commando while I sleep if my mother always popped in going “HELLO DEAR SON WHATS GOING ON IN THIS ROOM? YOU SLEEPING YET?


would you?

[Flamecannon]

I wouldent go commando while I sleep if my mother always popped in going “HELLO DEAR SON WHATS GOING ON IN THIS ROOM? YOU SLEEPING YET?


would you?

You're always commando at the worst possible times 

[skelolego229]

I'm still confus, he sleeps naked because his mom knows that if she opens his door he's probably wanking?

Its just that she understands
and has better things to do then slam the door open and catch me jerking off
and if she does come in she knocks

[MrMulch]

I sleep naked. My bedroom is in the basement and if my mom wants to wake me up she just usually turns on the lights from upstairs switch. Those loving floodlights.

[TheChaosCarrier]

i would sleep naked but now we live with my super-christian aunt and she gets very brown town about pretty much everything that doesn't slightly agree with her religion.

[skelolego229]

i would sleep naked but now we live with my super-christian aunt and she gets very brown town about pretty much everything that doesn't slightly agree with her religion.

Use the move:theory of evolution
Its super effective on christisn type pokermahns

[MrMulch]

i would sleep naked but now we live with my super-christian aunt and she gets very brown town about pretty much everything that doesn't slightly agree with her religion.

Tell your aunt you are an athiest, loving do it. Also, I can relate. I am living with my moms boyfriend.

[JAW959]

i would sleep naked but now we live with my super-christian aunt and she gets very brown town about pretty much everything that doesn't slightly agree with her religion.

Walk into your kitchen naked and be like: "Im a athiest now" then wank in front of her.

[skelolego229]

Walk into your kitchen naked and be like: "Im a athiest now" then wank in front of her.

then finish yourself by jizzing in the sink
then be like, kbye

[Menen]

My socks, just my socks.

Someone likes iCarly

[steve5451]

Whatever I just happened to be wearing during the day. Lol. Who changes clothes just to sleep then change again? xD

I just finish my day, then jump in bed.