Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[Narkro555]

(I had to lie a little, I know)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: hey 16 m us
You: 21 f usa
Stranger: whats up
You: not much
Stranger: sammeee lol
You: its really cold over here, despite being summer and all
Stranger: ha what state do u live in?
You: california
Stranger: ohh..haha im in pa
You: that's pretty far
You: but anyway, whats your name?
Stranger: ik, im marcus
You: im rachelle
You: its a weird name, ik
Stranger: cool cool, in college?
You: junior high school
Stranger: oohh coolio
Stranger: play any sports?
You: its nice to be out of school anyway
You: girls lacrosse
Stranger: nicee..i play football and lift weights in the off season
You: you must be nice and strong
Stranger: mhhm. im 5'10 blue/green eyes, red/brown hair, 170 lbs, musclarr
You: im only 5'2 or something, and i have brown eyes and hair
You: im about 110 pounds
Stranger: haaha small (:
You: i know...
You: but anyway, you seem like a cool guy
You: got any pictures?
Stranger: yess, umm on my fb..
You: fb?
Stranger: facebook
You: link?
Stranger: surree.. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001248466835
You: it says unavailable...
Stranger: grrrr...okay hold on
Stranger: lol im sorry but thats the only link i have :/
You: oh well
You: my friends all call me unattractive, but i think they're lying, or jelaus
Stranger: awwh im suree ur cute, u sound it (:
You: thanks c:
Stranger: welcome
You: Wanna see my pic
Stranger: yes
You: okay, hold on a sec
Stranger: k
You: here we go
You: http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/5661/webcam1.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh, and one more:

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey asl
You: african skank league? Sign me up!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ad Bot]

[Nickelob Ultra]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: Looking for mature women looking to want have sec with me I am a minner just to let u kno
You: I'm a boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mature women are sure into miners.

[Narkro555]

Bump.

[battlebrain]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: hello sir
Stranger: hello
You: would you like to snake?
Stranger has disconnected.

EDIT:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: :D
You: are you a blockland user?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Should I be?
You: is this Joseph Stalin?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Should I be?
You: Joseph
You: I know it's you
Stranger has disconnected.

[TheKhoz]

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Well, hello there
Stranger: Hello (:
You: So
You: Are you up for a serious conversation
Stranger: Sure, why not?
You: Alright
You: So
You: Ever played Borderlands?
Stranger: No, what's that?
You: It's a shooting game
You: It's pretty fun
You: has lots of RPG aspects to it
Stranger: You're not one of those crazy guys who shoots people at malls right?
You: No...
You: Well
Stranger: Okay.... just asking.
You: Unless you count the first level of Call of Duty: MW2
Stranger: OMFG
You: although that was an airport...
You: but still
Stranger: Hahahahahahahah
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: Woah man
Stranger: actually, i'm a girl
You: The power of Omegle is to be anonomous
You: and
You: I'm from California
You: so
Stranger: Oh... okay
You: 'Woah man' applies to any gender
Stranger: Valid point... i say it all the time, i just thought i should confirm i am of the female love. hahahah
You: Hehe
Stranger: So do you want to know my name then? Just my first name?
You: Naw
Stranger: Okay
You: Don't see how that would benefit me... :P
Stranger: Just so you can say you know some girl from Illinois... but whatever
You: Lol
You: Okay
You: So
You: We have established: You are a: Female from Illinois
You: and I am a: Male from California
You: well then
You: So much progress ;D
Stranger: My birthday is August 18 and my favorite color is turquoise.
You: Hrm
You: January 24, Cyan
Stranger: cyan?
You: It's a lot like turquoise
You: but
You: well
You: it's more Neon
Stranger: Oh okay! thats cool
Stranger: Whats your favorite band?
You: Well
You: Wierd Al Yankovic
You: not a band, but an artist
Stranger: Daaa eff? seriously?
You: Yes, indeed
Stranger: Oh... mind if I ask how old you are?
You: No harm can come, I suppose
You: Although
You: It might cause an immediate Disconnect...
Stranger: why?
You: Some people are against talking with children over the internet...
Stranger: Uhhh..... I don't even care...
Stranger: I'm not going to call the cops on you...
You: Ha
You: There are no terms for Omegle in any case
You: but
You: 12 years of age.
Stranger: Are you forgetin with me right now?
You: Nein
You: Erm
You: sorry
You: No
You: I am not
Stranger: Is that why you keep hitting enter after every damn word you say? and You keep nervously saying 'Well...'
You: Suprised by superiour grammatical skills? ;D
Stranger: WTF bro! No I'm not!
You: No superior to you, but superior to, say, an expected person of my age
You: not*
Stranger: No! WTF!
You: And, erm, might I ask, your age?
Stranger: 16!
You: Hrm.
You: Well then
You: Also, I'm am not sure why
Stranger: Superior grammatics^
You: but over my time of instant messaging I have gotten into the habit of pressing enter too much
Stranger: I've noticed
You: Yes, well considering you were the one to point it out... I was only providing an explanation. ;P
Stranger: Okay great.
You: Lol
Stranger: balls. this is literally the first time i've ever talked to a 12 year old on the internet

Thought it might be interesting...

[battlebrain]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: carrot pusillanimous individual ass stuff forget
Stranger has disconnected.

[Jacob/Lee]

Mature women are sure into miners.

I know, with those lovey controllers and pickaxes and that half-inch layer of dirt covering the whole body...

[Coulmbai]

Stranger: F
You: OH MY GOD THE VOICES
Stranger: YOUR forgetEN MOM
You: THEY ARE TELLING ME ABOUT BUTTforgetS
You: OH GOD
You: THE WORLD WILL END IN 2 DAYS
You: HOLY stuff
You: forget
Stranger: I DON'T GIVE A forget LOOSEE
Stranger: CUNT
You: Lolololumand
Stranger: BITCH
You: ...
Stranger: Trolloed
Oh god I love this.

[Jacob/Lee]

Let me summarize half my omegle conversations:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Looking for woman in Young twenties around 22 living in USA
You: forget off.
You have disconnected/Stranger has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello.
You: Oh finally.
You: Somebody who didn't start with male/20/*place*
You: Or some other thing like that.
Stranger: Wow someone who speaks with proper punctuation and capitalization!
You: Anyway, hello.
Stranger: How's it going, friend?
You: Good. Raging storms here, though.
You: Severe thunderstorms, tornado watches, hail...
You: The whole nine yards.
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: We've been having the same here.
You: I live right across the river from St. Louis, so we get floods too.
You: Usually it's nothing flooded but farmlands.
Stranger: But not this time?
You: Not yet, at least.
You: The storm has been going on for about 2 hours.
Stranger: Ouch.
You: Half the colored spaces on the maps you see on the TV screen is red, AKA Tornado Warning.
You: The rest is golden, AKA Severe Thunderstorm.
Stranger: Oh man that sucks
You: For some reason we've had really erratic weather this year.
You: Who knows, maybe the Mayans were right?
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: Yeah ,we've had some pretty odd weather, too.
Stranger: I'm from Alberta, Canada. Our winter lasted at least a full month later than usual.
You: "Light showers" is hardly used anymore around here.
You: Canada, huh?
Stranger: Yup.
You: ...I don't want to talk about Canada since I actually know so little about it I'll probably make myself look stupid.
Stranger: Hahhaa
Stranger: That's fine.
You: Building support for the "All Canadians know stuff about America but not many Americans know anything about Canada" topic.
Stranger: You at least know about our igloo, right?
You: ...
You: Exactly.
Stranger: I'm sorry, was too tempting.
You: Anyway, have you ever bothered to read the EULA for anything?
Stranger: I have a couple times.
Stranger: Just copy the thing into word and do a search for "slavery" "soul" "life".. things like that
You: Have you ever read the EULA for the PS3?
Stranger: I have not, actually.
You: It's shocking, actually.
You: The Bay 12 forums has a topic about it, which points out the weird things about it.
You: Sony, like many large publishers, rigged the EULA so they have basically total control over your account, anything the "authority figures" want and any credit card related things that are linked to your account.
Stranger: "WN may, from time to time, modify, amend, or supplement these Terms of Service, and post those changes on the Terms of Service page. Such modifications, amendments or supplements shall be effective immediately upon posting on the Website. You are responsible for periodically checking the Website for changes to these Terms of Service."
You: The best part being if they ever forget over your account for some reason, you can't do stuff about it since you are bound by the EULA.
Stranger: It really scares me when they can do that.
You: Amazing what a wall of text and a trademark can do, huh?
Stranger: Yup
You: At least Sony has the kindness to email you when they change the EULA.
Stranger: Slander and deception of WN Staff. WN Staff is to be as impartial and unbiased as possible.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: What?
Stranger: (not allowed to do that)
You: There is some part of the EULA where it says they will email you when they change it.
Stranger: "    If we make a material change to the Policy, we will notify you by posting the change on the Policy"
You: Huh
You: Maybe I'm thinking about another EULA then.
You: Oh look, the storm is passing over me finally.
You: Or maybe Fox is being slow again.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: It's Fox
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Right, I almost forgot why I was on here. I have a few questions for you. It'll sound like I'm advertising something, but please bear with me. I just found out some useful information and I'm trying to spread it around. I've had 5 or 6 people leave in the middle of me trying to explain it. :S
Stranger: Are you a male over 18?
You: About a month ago a bank robber was arrested, the sad part of it was it took 6 or so robberies before he was finally caught.
You: Goddamn, I hate my laptop
Stranger: Slow?
You: I keep missing stuff you type
Stranger: lol
You: Male, yes, over 18? No
You: Gah
You: Again
Stranger: Ah, nevermind then.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

D:

It was just getting good, too!

[alex dude]

Stranger: Male 16 looking for a horny female to go on MSN with
You: helloo
You: oorjtauga
You: aeffhnd
You: horneuyyy
You: you are sad
You: get a life
You: go outside you faty
You: stop eating your damn burger and talk to me faty
You: silly fat people
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: i know where you live
You: mm
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kake]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: interested in men or women
You: both
You: Hey
Stranger: m or f
You: Do you support the national socialist cause?
You: I am both
You: m and f
Stranger: erm no are you male or female
You: Both
Stranger: so your a shemale
You: yes
You: BOOBIESSSSS
You: BOOBIESSSSS
You: BOOBIESSSSS
You: BOOBIESSSSS
You: BOOBIESSSSS
You: BOOBIESSSSS
You: BOOBIESSSSS
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: :D
You: hi
You: want my noods
Stranger: want your what?
You: noodes
You: naked picterz
Stranger: and that is,..?
Stranger: no
Stranger: better not.
You: monday
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: any girl from noida wana nice talk with me?
You: hi
You: yes
You: I have some tits
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg

Stranger: m/f?
You: check
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiii
You: i am 8 yers old an liks cats
Stranger: asl??
You: i am a boe
Stranger: ha??
You: no
You: i am realy srs
You: i am 8 yers old
Stranger: horney??
You: wut is that werd?
Stranger: virgin??
You: ??
You: i dont no wut theez words meen
Stranger: tit
You: wuts that
Stranger: pusillanimous individual
You: im teling my mom!1!!1!!!!
Stranger: hamp
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[battlebrain]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I'm looking for 13-17f
You: why?
Stranger: i want love
You: cyberlove?
Stranger: yes
You: your really that desperate?
Stranger: do u
You: really?
Stranger: yes
You: go fond a real girl
Stranger: i have
You: then go have love with her
You: ...
Stranger: bıt she doesnt wants
Stranger: did u loveed with someone
You: I don't get your grammar
You: what?
Stranger: how old are u
You: 15
Stranger has disconnected.

[steve5451]

You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: it would float
You: You best not be serious
Stranger: -.- it doesnt 'drop'
You: Yeah, it does
Stranger: no
You: You realize the moon has gravity too, right?
Stranger: -.- i does not!
Stranger: it*
You: Hold on for a sec
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_dOEyAfk
You: Watch this
You: It's about the moon
Stranger: its false
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How can people be so dumb?

[indyjones]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: herro
Stranger: HI
You: want to be friends oky?
Stranger: M
You: i from nigeria oky
Stranger: OK
You: female
You: oky?
Stranger: INDIA
You: relly?
You: are you 19 oky/
Stranger: relly
Stranger: no
Stranger: 22
You: jelly belly
You: oky
You: are you a gub boy oky
You: ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why
You: do you have a wife oky?
Stranger: no
Stranger: say
You: do you want to marry me
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: i dont like marrig in india.its all done for you oky
Stranger: what is this?
You: lets do it in nigeria
You: oky?
Stranger: i nthink are yoiu indian
You: oky
You: fine
You: i live in assam
Stranger: are pattcting
Stranger: nice
You: practicing for trip to nigeria
You: oky
You: hehe :)
Stranger: what your name
Stranger: samjhe
You: priya
Stranger: nice
Stranger: sanju jangra
You: i actully 19 yers
Stranger: ok
You: we shud meet sometim
You: oky?
Stranger: how can i beli
Stranger: are you crezzy
You: why i crazy
You: we dont have to marry
Stranger: type
You: we can jus be friends
You: हम कुछ समय मिलना चाहिए
Stranger: type
Stranger: i thik ytou are good for me
Stranger: thanku fae
Stranger: tryead
Stranger: goo
Stranger: milega
Stranger: kya hal hai
You: we shud get a drink at a local club
Stranger: no
You: why not
You: ?
Stranger: i ndo t like
You: i thoght you like me :(
You: men are so confusing
You: mike hard limonade works if you dnt like beer
You: they have it at this plac
You: from america
Stranger: he ladki ruk na
Stranger: no
Stranger: i do t like you
Stranger: i thik you like me
Stranger: give your mobile number
You: i dont know you
Stranger: thin i chat you
You: we got to mete without talking blind date oky?
Stranger: are you GAY
Stranger: OK BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: no
You: nononono
You: i not gayu
Stranger: do waist my time
You: i am a gud woman
Stranger: ok
Stranger: prue
You: priya*
You: why you call me prue
Stranger: do you have face book account
You: ARE YOU THE GAY?
You: what is facebok
You: i herd of it
You: but my papi said no
Stranger: by gandu
You: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This took alot of effort.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi babe
Stranger: ima gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[lNickNackl]

Just a few Trolls:
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Age: Somewhere between 0-100; love: No thank you!; Location: The planet Earth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: i'm hornyyyy.
You: gud4u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I also reviewed some video chats. I didn't put on my own webcam though. Here are a few reviews:

Dude jacking off.
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Dude jacking off.
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Dude jacking off.
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Dude jacking off.
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