Anyone who defends me in this situation is even more of a jackass than I am.
While Caution is a jerk for talking about people behind their backs it was not my place to cut in for the sake of a good trolling exercise.
I hereby declare I am going to take it easy on the posting for a while. I already have enough people who want me dead, Caution, Vertical Horizon, and others. I'm not actually leaving the forums as I would be far too bored without this place, but if nothing else I will try and pull a Mage and just be Mr.Sunshine or some stuff like that.