So i was bored one day and I thought of a good scout set
its called the Brooklyn Brawler
1) Jittery Joe (Secondary)
A cup of coffee that has the team symbol on it
You throw it like Jarate and Mad Milk, but when it hits your team mates they run 10% faster
When it hits an enemy, 60% chance of slowing, 40% chance of thier guns getting innacurate (or something else)]
There probably wouldn't be a taunt, but if there was it would be him drinking it or something
2. The News Breaker (Melee)
A rolled up news paper that you hit people with
For every hit you get, it would add a 5% crit chance (2 hits=10%, 3 hits=15, etc.)
No random crits
20% slower hits
The taunt would be him screaming "EXTRA EXTRA" or something
3. Killer Cap
A backwards hat?
I can't think of anything better