The best joke ever

[LeetZero]

Joke:

The pesimist sees the dark side of the tunnel.
The optimist sees the light side of the tunnel.
The realist sees the train that's coming.
The mechanic sees 3 idiots on the railtrack.

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[yogamoanyo]

I don't get these super smart jokes!

[Zoslis]

Joke:

The pesimist sees the dark side of the tunnel.
The optimist sees the light side of the tunnel.
The realist sees the train that's coming.
The mechanic sees 3 idiots on the railtrack.

Win.

[DracoSoul]

I has a joke

A girl walked up to her mom and asked, "Mom, why is my name Rose?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head"

The second girl walked up to her mom and said "Mother, why is my name Daisy?" The mother said, "Because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."

The third girl walked to her mother and said "Hurrdurrrrr" and the mother said, "Shut the forget up, Cinderblock."

[Makingblah]

So, these travellers were gone to a wedding, and to save money, they all bunked in the one room.

So, a few people were on the floor and the rest were on the beds. The father and son happened to share a bed.

In the middle of the night, the father says to the son "Ah... Son... Will I... Suprise the wife tonight?"
And the son goes "What do you mean 'Suprise the wife'?!"
Father replies "Ah sure.. I've got a huge boner.."
Son replies: "You dirty forgeter, would you keep your hands off my balls!"


Of course, you'll only find this funny if you understand the travelling community in Ireland and the way they're all inbred.

[Qwepir]

Johnny was a chemist's son
but Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H₂O
was H₂SO₄

[Mister Cheese]

No... Shut up, noob.

That's the joke... -_-

[Sarge]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?











Getting raped.

[Makingblah]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?











Getting raped.

lol

What do an apple and a black man have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree.







What's the difference between apples and babies?






I jizz on my babies before I eat them.





(that was a real thread stopper, wasn't it?)