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| Kevdude:
--- Quote from: Monocle on November 27, 2010, 12:49:11 PM ---No you twat. I meant it as the lower IDs were generally 15-16 when they joined, so after say 2 years, they would go to college. Learn to use your brain. --- End quote --- People are automatically older and cooler with lower IDs |
| CJwarrior:
--- Quote from: MegaScientifical on November 27, 2010, 01:00:21 PM --- --- Quote ---My dog's stomach was very upset, so we put him in the car and we went to the vet And on our way to the vet, I killed a cat I say, isn't that ironic? I adopted a child from overseas to rescue him from child labor factories And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-A-Bear workshop Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I Yes and a waterpark is burned to the ground, and a tow truck is broken down I always used to cry when I laughed, then I was raped by a clown I was watching Al Gore on CNN, and he was talking about the environment and then out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself Dated an animal rights activist, one day she got really pissed because I was eating veal that was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I Yeah, I said, I'm a stand-up comic and I always sit and slouch And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile, uncle's pull out couch I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I, Ironic Yeah, everyday you play the board game RISK you've probably never taken a risk in your life And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the board game market And a little bit die from suffocation when he took out a game piece from operation And I can't grow a beard, that wasn't ironic, that was just sad Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant My grandfather has Alzheimer's and one day we were- --- End quote --- ' --- End quote --- |
| MegaScientifical:
--- Quote from: CJwarrior on November 27, 2010, 01:14:12 PM ---' --- End quote --- I fixed the lyrics. Hard with my family freaking out behind me, but I listened to the song and fixed those lyrics I found. |
| ?:
I'm trying to think of something funny to say, But i'm stumped. |
| MegaScientifical:
--- Quote from: ? on November 27, 2010, 01:24:10 PM ---I'm trying to think of something funny to say, But i'm stumped. --- End quote --- Why does your mother have muscles? |
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