Alright buddy, except you failed to realize I wasn't condemning what you were saying.
I find his words poetic, he uses metaphors in colorful and mellifluous ways. It isn't boring, it's intelligent and quite interesting. Maybe you've heard these ideas, fine, so perhaps to you it's trite. But considering I'd never really heard this ideology before, I'm glad he put in such terms that made it easy to hear for at least the first time.
You're clearly trolling, so good on you. I'm not going to particularly get angry at you because you're sort of a pissy little jerk, and I remember being a pissy little jerk.
EDIT: Oh, and for the record, hyperbole humor does not make.