I'll help.
>Canada
>Canada is full of pompious, egoistic friends who think just because their country is the second best in the world, they are the best people in the world.
>There are a few non-egoistic friends but they're very hard to find
>there's also alot of snow and ice
>the end
Now make part 7 1/2. :c
also I was joking about the egoistic friends, although quite a few Canadians I meet act that way so I was acting stupid and stereotypical so there