Author Topic: How did you last die?  (Read 23641 times)


Shot myself with 2 Colts that fire grenades.

Shot myself with 2 Colts that fire grenades.
Silly proog



Colts fire rocket lawnchairs!

When the space cows from pluto blew up Saturn killing everyone within a five thousand mile radius, however I was on the edge of death when a Brick was shooting me with a Mp5 while running into the sun, I have to say that was the scariest moment of my life.

Somone used templar vision and murdered me on AC:B

Drake!
Nate!
Oh my god, Nate!
NOO, NATE! D:

Jesus Christ stop falling and learn to grab ledges you moron.

hazama and his loving chain snake.
he's a goddamn ninja with that thing, and beat the crap out of my cute little noel too fast. D;
Protip: When Hazama is away from you, block.


I choked on a grape pie
What, was this The Sims: Hardcore Edition?


Got killed in Gladiators in PS Move: Sports Champions.

Osht.

I accidentaly fell off of a tower in Assassin's Creed II sdfslhdfasdf

Urban Terror - One-shotted by a sniper whilst wall-jumping in order to get up to his camping spot.

Cortex Command - Shot the engine off an enemy drop ship with a heavy sniper, the dropship crashed into the ground and during the crash, the other engine came off intact, flew through the air, circled around the map, and hit me from behind, killing me.

Braid - I hate those stupid bunnies.

DEFCON - played as the United States against a Russian player.  Completely forgot to defend the east coast.

Darwinia - Was rushing a virii (the flying ones) spot with the armor, to set up a turret with whatever darwinians were still alive in it.  The armor was destroyed a few squares away from where it was about to set up.

Battlefield 2142 - After knifing everyone in the back (by getting behind them with the cloaking device) my team's commander calls an arty strike on me.

Mafia 2 - Walked in to a diner to rob the place.  Apparently the bomber gang likes that particular diner, because as soon as I pulled a gun there were four black guys in my face with their own.

Far Cry 2 - Shot an incoming jeep with my RPG, only to have to fly into my face.  My buddy came and helped me, but then we both die because the fire from the explosion had spread to where I was laying.

Resistance and Liberation - Was clearing a room near my flag, heard a bunch of footsteps upstairs.  I called out "any national socialists up there?".  I heard "yeah" and then I saw a grenade land near my feet.

Shattered Horizon - Was sniping, a guy threw a flare right in front of my face so I was blind, then came up below the asteroid I was using and shot me in the back.

IL-2 Sturmovik - After chasing a p-38 across the entire map at about 100-200 feet (I finally brought it down), I find out that my engine is now overheated beyond repair and I start leaking oil all over my roosterpit.  I eventually crashed into a tree.  Or a house.  I couldn't see.

Blew myself up with Dynamite once my team won Grab the Bag.

owait
I take my last post back, the last time I actually died was getting gangraped by warriors.
It was hot because there was a princess involved.