Author Topic: Get the Diamond Gem!  (Read 2807 times)

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COMMENCING TORIBASH GO


Lash you with my chain. then send my monsters after you.

I killed all of them with fire.

I got and locked it in my un-unlockable safe, sored in my left foot.

I killed all of them with fire.

I got and locked it in my un-unlockable safe, sored in my left foot.
I cut off youe left foot and broke the box (never said it wasn't unbreakable)

Hi.
Lava bucket.
Bai.
Wait that would remove the diamond too :c

I cut off youe left foot and broke the box (never said it wasn't unbreakable)
ffff

I terrorize you with my nerf gun, and see that that doesn't work.
So I just buy the diamond off of you with 3.6 mil

I build a hole and then fill it with cacti. After you die, I build myself a dirt path to retrieve the gem.

Reveal secret Ghast army.

I befriend you and get you to trust me.
After spending the rest of our lives with a close friendship, I meet you on your deathbed.
As you lie there, telling me of your dreams you had and those you achieved, I listen and shed a tear.
You pass away that night. I have truly lost a friend, and at the age that I too have not long left on this earth.
It saddens me to see my life ending so soon, however, you left me a diamond in your will and I have completed my task.

Sucker.

Bash Dooble in the face and trap him in creeper-land, and run away with the diamond, entering the enormous epic hidey hole, guarded by enormous splitter-slimes, with several creepers infront, and grab my diamond sword and enter my chainmail armor and stare at the entrance which is closed off and lit by torches.

I take the diamond gem from his hands, without wreaking havoc on anything that might be around me. Then I punch him in the face for taking my diamond.

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I lol'd

I take it from all of you and run off, then destroy it.


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I've made it a family goal to retrieve that diamond. Years later, my great great great great great great [...] great great great grandson invents the time machine and prevents you from taking from it by placing a river of lava in your path. He leaves before I come by and snatch it up. :)