The "Hi, PersonsName" Add-On

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MegaScientifical:
I got join in jokes script. When on, when someone joins, it yells at the same instant a random phrase from a list:

--- Code: ---$numJokes = -1;
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "I mean, how would that count as sodomy? Sodomy involves rape, and she told me to!";
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "And that is where babies REALLY come from.";
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "So, isn't that an amazing way to loss your virginity?";
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "I'm sorry, but I can't give you v" @ $Version+1 @ ".";
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "Who built a giant nude woman...?";
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "Stop spamming block snakees!";
--- End code ---

I'd make a better list if the script wasn't more annoying than to be suggested. These are all petty 9 year old statements. But it's still surprising to hear some of those right on joining.

Edit: Actually, a few children have fallen for the giant nude woman one. I was actually in a mining server once, and it said that. The kid comes in like "Okay, where is it. :cookieMonster:"

Allstarland:

--- Quote from: MegaScientifical on December 22, 2010, 05:03:32 PM ---I got join in jokes script. When on, when someone joins, it yells at the same instant a random phrase from a list:

--- Code: ---$numJokes = -1;
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "I mean, how would that count as sodomy? Sodomy involves rape, and she told me to!";
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "And that is where babies REALLY come from.";
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "So, isn't that an amazing way to loss your virginity?";
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "I'm sorry, but I can't give you v" @ $Version+1 @ ".";
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "Who built a giant nude woman...?";
$Joke[$numJokes++] = "Stop spamming block snakees!";
--- End code ---

I'd make a better list if the script wasn't more annoying than to be suggested. These are all petty 9 year old statements. But it's still surprising to hear some of those right on joining.

Edit: Actually, a few children have fallen for the giant nude woman one. I was actually in a mining server once, and it said that. The kid comes in like "Okay, where is it. :cookieMonster:"

--- End quote ---

its no add-on but its nice.
thank you.

DrenDran:

--- Quote from: Allstarland on December 22, 2010, 05:39:49 PM ---its no add-on but its nice.
thank you.

--- End quote ---
What are you talking about, he just said it's an add-on.

Tyler66:
I have a server-side bot that greets people.
Even on a map change.

Truce:

--- Quote from: MegaScientifical on December 22, 2010, 05:03:32 PM ---I got join in jokes script. When on, when someone joins, it yells at the same instant a random phrase from a list:

I'd make a better list if the script wasn't more annoying than to be suggested. These are all petty 9 year old statements. But it's still surprising to hear some of those right on joining.

--- End quote ---

I had made a similar one where it says something that would be surprising to see right when joining.

--- Code: ---$JoinTaunts::Struct[0] = "yeah i agree %r, %u is such %i!";
$JoinTaunts::Struct[1] = "%r, are you %i like %u is?";
$JoinTaunts::Struct[2] = "%u is %i? LOL so true...";

$JoinTaunts::Insult[0] = "a jerk";
$JoinTaunts::Insult[1] = "a loser";
$JoinTaunts::Insult[2] = "a failure";
$JoinTaunts::Insult[3] = "the most idiotic scum";
$JoinTaunts::Insult[4] = "the biggest douchebag";
--- End code ---

In the structures, %r is random user (excluding yourself and who just joined), %u is the person who just joined, and %i is a random insult. I've only used it once (since the concept of spamming chat everytime someone joins is pretty stupid), but it did get a lot of funny reactions.

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