My mom beat the sh*t out of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
I didn't even get as far as she did.
She proceeded to play Majora's Mask, got 3/8 the way through, and abandoned it.
She now plays solitaire. Speaking of which, she has a friend who can finish a solitaire game in less than a few minutes.
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What the hell?