During a dire situation, what would your reaction be? (Game)

[Mardalf]

...


Your computer bursts into flames.

my answer was to this

[Ad Bot]

[Mardalf]

...

your best friend starts strangling you

[Aniken 911]

die like in final destination.

You are playing BFBC2. there is an enemy attack helo coming towards you. all you've got is a pistol, an ATV, and a couple of buddies with a bunch of landmines.
WATDO

1. get in ATV
2. have buddies throw mines underneath you.
3. blow mines up
4. get thrown in air
5. open paracute
6. shoot and kill pilot(s)
7. airjack helicopter
8. ???
9. Profit

[Supreme Guy]

You notice several amazingly hot people of the opposite gender to you entering the room you're in.

[Alpha Command]

Get Aphrodite to be hotter than them.

You get a minigun with fleas as ammo.

[Meekl]

knit the fleas full metal jackets. hue

You're duct taped to the ceiling of a popular public place naked 5 minutes before opening time. What do.

[Alpha Command]

Turn invisible.

Aphrodite wants to rape you. WHAT DO U DO

[ipodmemorizer55]

What's with you and Aphrodite?

[Meekl]

let her because aphrodite is loving hot


FIIIRRREEEE :C

[Alpha Command]

What's with you and Aphrodite?

See 10,000 thing to do when you're bored.

[Alpha Command]

let her because aphrodite is loving hot


FIIIRRREEEE :C

Be Percy Jackson and get all the water and stop the fire.

Aphrodite tries to murder you.

[otto-san]

Clearly you don't know a lot about your Greek gods.

[Alpha Command]

Clearly you don't know a lot about your Greek gods.

Lol, I just do random posts and try to make them as unrealistic as possible.

[Alpha Command]

...

your best friend starts strangling you

Shoot him with a poison dart.

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No.

While driving on the highway, a man falls from the sky and lands on top of the car behind you. He's clearly heavily armed. What do?