During a dire situation, what would your reaction be? (Game)

[Tyler66]

Sleep.

[Ad Bot]

[Alex Man!]

Panic, Panic everywhere

what if your car was on fire with you in it? with the doors locked?

I'd unlock the doors, AND STOP DROP AND ROOOOLLL
What would you do if your snake was eaten while you were sleeping, and there was someone with a chainsaw next to you?

[Arcturus]

Die.

What would you do if you were duck taped to a wall on fire?

[Meekl]

piss the fire out

NINJAS WITH MACHINE GUNS

[Alex Man!]

piss the fire out

NINJAS WITH MACHINE GUNS

PISS ON THEM

Monkeys with tranquillizer guns.

[Joker Card]

Death to the zoo

Wat do if  magents blow up?

[Newt24]

Um... what?

What do you do if you lost the game? _{I lost the game}

[Mr.LoLHaX]

Turn off my system before it saves.

What would you do if you get the blue screen of death, ON A MAC!!! :o

[CheifyX]

Fap


Kirk johnson pops out of nowhere spreading his buttcheeks. Basically it's goatse in real life.

[Bomb Kirby]

Falcon Punch him

Someone is about to take the last Super Mario Galaxy 2 on the shelf! What do you do?
Hint: There is a whole box of the ORIGINAL Super Mario Galaxy behind the customer service counter. )

[otto-san]

I don't care, I don't want that game. 

Someone is stealing from you! What do?

[Bomb Kirby]

Hit them with a game of Mario Kart 64!

You are in a box and there is a giant brick falling and is going to kill you? What do you do?

[Mardalf]

pick the box up and move it outa the way


you wake up and find out that bad dream about someone shoving a frag grenade up you ass isnt a dream

[Cybertails1998]

stuff

[WARNING: HARDEST]
There are 10000 zombie laser ninja robot flying sharks after you, a huge high-explosive frag nuke just 100 feet from your skull, 1000 snipers homing in on you, and, well, 1000000 ninjas running up to you. If you die, you fall endlessly in the abyss and eventually out of the space time continuum.

What will you do?

[Niblic]

Roll up in a ball and cry for Mommy using the POWER OF HEART to deflect all that stuff.

Bean-bag chairs cease to exist.