No seriously. I knew this girl in first grade, and I started talking to her on the phone a year ago. She usually only talks about loving middle aged men and she put me on the phone with her cousin who says she's five, and also talks mostly about love. Then she offered me a picture of her vag.
Also she doesn't sound five at all. More like 16 year old trying to sound 7.
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