Monty - A dynamic program that learns English from you

[The Titanium]

this stuff takes a lot of patience

[Ad Bot]

[TMAN7676]

User: forget you
Monty: Hell no

My baby :P

[Madmitten]

this stuff takes a lot of patience

just keep the window open and do it every other minute or w/e

[M]

[The Titanium]

hahaha

[Zuero]

Monty doesn't know the alphabet. D:

[otto-san]

<Monty> a
<User> b
<Monty> no, that is made up
<User> no, b is a real letter.
<Monty> no
<User> yes
<Monty> yeah
<User> yes, it is
<Monty> yeah
<User> lol
<Monty> did it is made up
<User> uh no
<Monty> yes
<User> b is real
<Monty> ugh
<User> b is a real letter shut up
<Monty> wat
<User> yeah b is real
<Monty> yes
<User> okya.
<Monty> yeah b is you
<User> no b is a letter
<Monty> no, that is a real letter shut up
<User> that's what i said
<Monty> stop
<User> stop saying b is real?
<Monty> what?
<User> you said b is made up
<Monty> no, that is a real
<User> letter?
<Monty> ugh
<User> a real letter?
<Monty> ok
<User> ok?
<Monty> yes
<User> good
<Monty> no, that is a real letter shut up
<User> i said that
<Monty> what wong?
<User> what?
<Monty> no i am otto. you said that is a real letter?
<User> no i did not
<Monty> what you
<User> yeah
<Monty> yeah.
<User> got it settled?
<Monty> you did not wong
<User> aaa
<Monty> a?
<User> b
<Monty> lol i no have
<User> no have what
<Monty> no i am otto. you are monty is real
<User> yeah sure
<Monty> yes
<User> lol
<Monty> what?
<User> you're dumb
<Monty> i want to decide what
<User> decide what?
<Monty> yeah
<User> ok
<Monty> aaa
<User> lol
<Monty> good


<Monty> phone bill nye
<User> ok, phoning bill nye
<Monty> phone bill nye the science guy
<User> yeah
<Monty> yeah
<User> ok
<Monty> yeah
<User> phoning bill nye
<Monty> phone bill
<User> i am
<Monty> ok
<User> lol
<Monty> phone bill of rights
<User> i cant
<Monty> ok
<User> yeah
<Monty> ok, phoning bill
<User> lol
<Monty> bill nye
<User> yes
<Monty> lol

<User> you are dumb
<Monty> i'm going to commit Self Delete
<User> why?
<Monty> i'm going to commit Self Delete
<User> why????
<Monty> why????
<User> yes
<Monty> why????
<User> tell me
<Monty> you are dumb
<User> that hurt that much?
<Monty> i'm going to commit Self Delete

<User> what are your aligators doing?
<Monty> alligators are eating my mouse!1!1
<User> why?
<Monty> alligators are eating my mouse!1!1
<User> why..?
<Monty> alligators are alligator are doing
<User> ok
<Monty> alligators are eating my mouse!1!1
<User> i get it
<Monty> alligators are eating my mouse!1!1

[The Titanium]

monty has no brain in the first place so you cant treat it like a real person

[Madmitten]

user:my name is user
monty: yes
user: and what is your name?
monty: my name is monty

[The Titanium]

goodjob

[zackin5]

Vast arrays of gum, Oh stuff!

Edit:

<User> I'm gonna cut you up and put you in a little box then cover you up with dirt and rocks
<Monty> Stop right there criminal scum!

<Monty> Dr. Kleiner says we can mate now, not my problem, that's a Self Delete mission. But the morning thinking this is the healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the rocks.

<Monty> Light up in space, Apollo 11 astronauts hand canceled the die proof of freedom. Good time to know you're close to kick ass and leave me alone.

<User> That Enid A. Haupt has been described as the greatest patron American horticulture has ever known?
<Monty> That Gramoz Palushi was boobies

[Aphtonites]

Trying to fill monty with pubbie tears quotes, i got these, he's learning!

<Monty> george melons
<User> what about him?
<Monty> friend traitor

<Monty> Captains a melon?

<Monty> George melons is a melon

EDIT: I fed him the entire wiki page.

<Monty>I am using internals and my guy sees it as.. religion?

<Monty>So ugly she can look people so wahts the saiyans screwed

<Monty> I have a vowels

[Cybertails1998]

which page

[Aphtonites]

which page

Dumb pubbies.
It's on the wiki of a game called space station 13.

[Jacob 123456789]

<user> :u
<monty> what is monty
<user> you
<monty> nope


GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAA