shut up you're not even my real dad
It's true... I am the real father... I have run away, to hide from the WWIII draft... But I am back. I am considered an illegal immigrant due to my betrayal, but I have come just to be back with my family one more time before they send me back to the Den... I just wanted to say I wish you grow up to be a better man than I was, running away from the draft. I had always assumed death was a very important factor in my life. It isn't... The love for my family is, and nothing, even my migration back to the Den, will stop that. Now go to your room you ugly slob!