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Author Topic: Tom's Adventure | Chapter 1 - Act 6 [1/13/2011 - 8:40 P.M.]  (Read 8818 times)

Jump on the penguin and go penguin riding down the mountain

>Punch terrorist then mount penguin and go down hill.

GRAB THE PENGUIN AND HIT THE TERRORIST WITH IT.


MONK BO-STAFF THE TERRIST WITH PENGUIN

Punch him in the face and run away with the penguin

CHAPTER 1 - ACT 5 "Penguins Can't Fly"

>Punch terrorist then mount penguin and go down hill.

You punch the terrorist but deal very little damage. You then proceed to mount the penguin as you begin your descent down a hill.

Tom: Ha! Suck it, you'll never catch me!



Tom: forget...

What do you do?


>Use penguin as shock absorber while screaming obscenities.

>say candlejack to dissapear into the dark dimensions of wherever and to save you from your fall, thank yo-

Use the allmighty powers of troll logic and jump from it at the perfect moment for a 3-foot-jump

>Eat the 1/2 the penguin for health then use the other half as the shock absorber.

>point penquin towards ground
sit on penguin butt

then you land and your fine C:


>Eat the 1/2 the penguin for health then use the other half as the shock absorber.