You're not drunk. It's just an attempt to raise popularity because you're just another person who thinks alcohol = fame.
Really, you should stop trying. It's pretty clear that you're forcing your bad grammar and wording.
Yeah, you know absoloutely everything, don't you?
I'm drunk and I kinow it. I'm shttig out my words and can't be bothered ith the backspace buton. You really don't know stuff about being drunk, so don't act like you do.
Once you actually get druink, you'll be able to understand where I'm coming from. Until then, stop trying to gain respect by dissing me and my doings.
Gon forget.