Battle the Monstar

[Freeze]

EAT it.

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[Jokey365]

Cybertail1998 (2): You left your desert eagle in your other pants
Blaze0 (3): REVIVE FAIL
Sario (1): your ion cannon explodes in your hands, killing you. DEAD
lordician (1): You poke a wall, then you realise you were supposed to be attacking a monster. The wall falls and crushes you. DEAD
Freeze (4): You nom on the monstar and deal some good damage

monstar: 9,780

Dead and can roll to revive:
-1 Up
Blaze0
Sario
lordician

[Blaze0]

Revive

If revived,

Pull out my lazer knife and chuck it at the monster's snake.

[morningstar]

Walk up to the monstar and give it girl scout cookies.

"Butter wrinkle, chocolate chip, or choco-mint?"

[Momentum]

I throw some honeycomb onto the monstar.

[-1 Up]

Revive-roll.

If I'm revived, fight it with SPAM!
(the emote kind)

[Jokey365]

Blaze0 (3): REVIVE FAIL
morningstar (6): Extra Roll (4): The monstar doesn't want any cookies, then a swarm of cookies attacks him
momentum (6): Extra Roll (1): You monstar eats the honeycomb, along with you. DEAD
-1 Up (4): REVIVED

monstar's health: 9,730

Dead and can roll to revive:
Blaze0
Sario
lordician
momentum

[Blaze0]

Revive

If revived,

Pull out my lazer knife and chuck it at the monster's snake.

[morningstar]

I throw a pebble at him.

[JPSC]

kick the monster in the balls

[Dippindots]

Stab it and run away

[Jokey365]

Blaze0 (5): REVIVED
morningstar (5): Your pebble turns into a boulder and smashes the monstar's foot. He is now distracted with his stubbed toe. NEXT PERSON TO ROLL A ONE SURVIVES!
Jpsc (5): You kick him in the balls with a giant steel boot. He doesn't care however because his toe is still throbbing
Dippindots (6): Extra Roll (3): You trip on the way to the monstar and the knife flies into his leg

monstar: 9,520

Dead and can roll to revive:
Sario
lordician
momentum

[Blaze0]

<quotespam>
Pull out my lazer knife and chuck it at the monster's snake.

[morningstar]

Stuck marshmallows into a food processer and take off the cap with it pointing at it.

[Freeze]

Freeze (4): You nom on the monstar and deal some good damage

Hell yes.

Next move: KILL it.