So, I'm skipping school today.

[Skip]

I don't skip school because make-up work is a bitch.

Also inb4namejoke.

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[DracoSoul]

It's a little known fact that most American schools actually employ a secret police force that they use to apprehend children who skip school. And such calls are used to place children deleting messages or impersonating their parent into their range of sight. Officers are then deployed (Once they confirm the student is skipping) and if you try to leave your house they abduct you and create a clone in underground science facilities (That American schools also fund), programming it to do well and work hard in school. They then place you in the facilities to work out your days in labor: mining ores and making decorative candles. 

How can schools fund cloning systems if they're so poor they're laying off teachers? Unless that's only around my area, I'm not sure about the rest of the country.

[.::Taboo::.]

Are you talking about me specifically?

pretty much anybody that does anything like this.

[Night Fox]

pretty much anybody that does anything like this.

Oh okay then I'm alright.

[zackin5]

How can schools fund cloning systems if they're so poor they're laying off teachers? Unless that's only around my area, I'm not sure about the rest of the country.

Because the cloning systems are on a higher list of priority for funding then the teachers.

[*Magick* Mage]

How can schools fund cloning systems if they're so poor they're laying off teachers? Unless that's only around my area, I'm not sure about the rest of the country.

Your area is under a heavy government investigation, more likely than not. They are doing it just to appear poor and get the feds off of their trail.