Author Topic: I had expired Teryaki sauce.  (Read 2521 times)

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I hate staying home from school due to all the homework I get.

Poke your uvula with a spoon.
I did that once as a dare.

Throw up my entire dinner.

Where did you get it from? The back of a rarely used drawer or something?

I mean, how would you even still have teryaki sauce from (presumably) 2004/2005?
It was in a shelf on the bottom of the fridge.

I did that once as a dare.

Throw up my entire dinner.
I can touch my uvula with a spoon, and force it to stay down.

I can touch my uvula with a spoon, and force it to stay down.
I can touch my uvula and not throw up, period

It was in a shelf on the bottom of the fridge.
Was it an abandoned secondary fridge that your family had hidden in the back of a closet as preparation for the apocalypse or something?

I still can't imagine how someone could have the same bottle of teryaki sauce in the fridge for over 5 years and not notice it.

I'm surprised there wasn't any discolouration or obvious changes in texture.

I'm surprised there wasn't any discolouration or obvious changes in texture.
I'm surprised it didn't release a spray of terrible smelling air as it was opened.

Was it an abandoned secondary fridge that your family had hidden in the back of a closet as preparation for the apocalypse or something?

I still can't imagine how someone could have the same bottle of teryaki sauce in the fridge for over 5 years and not notice it.
I'm wondering the same thing.
I'm surprised there wasn't any discolouration or obvious changes in texture.
I think I see a little blue now you mention it...

I think I see a little blue now you mention it...
When food is not is it's orignal color.

DON'T EAT IT.

When food is not is it's orignal color.

DON'T EAT IT.
so does that mean i should stop drinking that pink lemonade i love so much? :<

When food is not is it's orignal color.

DON'T EAT IT.
I didn't notice at first. You have to look very closely.

Why did you have 5 year old teryaki sauce in your kitchen???

so does that mean i should stop drinking that pink lemonade i love so much? :<
Pink lemonade is now illegal in the U.S.

Why did you have 5 year old teryaki sauce in your kitchen???
Because he likes aged stuff