Author Topic: GAME: Hide and go Corrupt  (Read 10142 times)

someone drags it to the recycle bin


I hide in my dreams


You wake up and die

I hide in a crowbar

I smelt you!

I hide three feet below.

Oh no, a sidewalk was made over top of you!

I hide inside a meteor that is hurtling towards earth and is on fire.

You burn. Derp
I hide in your mother.

My mother sues you and gets restraining order.
I hide in Egypt.

Mummies eat you. or whatever.

I hide under a blanket under my windowsill.

The windowsill falls on your heads.

I hide under the covers of my bed.

You and the covers spontaneously combust.

I hide in a paradox.

Your grandpa kills you.

I hide under my mattress.

But I had already hid myself under your mattress.

I'm hiding under his mattress.

Oh. Hmm. Could you at least hand me my money?
You can reach it through the hole with the spring sticking through.

I hide under my pillow instead.

Someone is already sleeping with that pillow.

I hide nowhere.

Your found.

I hide in my garage.