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| IkeTheGeneric:
So yeah I play it. It's fun. But while starting up my eighth fortress, a thief immediately runs off with a rock. Just a rock. How stupid is this? He had to be high or something, because he ran really deep inside. Another thing is while my drawbridge was down, six cats just run inside, and cross it before I can raise it. These cats just humped like crazy and I had to kill them and seal their bodies inside of a deep underground tomb to avoid miasma. The third thing is where one of my Dwarves, Dweyer Anvilgash, took a fey mood and decided to build a table. Not just any table. The table. "This Iron table is of the finest quality craftsmanship, it is engraved with the image of a lion eating a stump. It has Jaded-Emerald spikes". All of the dwarves (Even the one in labor) stops everything and stares at the table. I had to lock a the door to the room just to get them to do something. And while digging down, one of my dwarves were possessed and decided to relocate the piles of minted gold coins to the left side of the room, then he killed himself. What is up with this game |
| Muffin:
Link to the game? |
| Jacob/Lee:
1) Aren't thieves supposed to ignore rocks? Since, you know, they're worthless? 2) Cats = emergency food. Embrace it, believe it. 3) That's very odd, I've never seen dwarves stop working and just stare at it forever. 4)lolcoins. I've trapped Titans outside my fortress by locking a door in their face, which shouldn't work because they are building destroyers, so they should be able to just knock it down. I've had dwarves take breaks in the worst of places at the wrong times, like the aqueduct that was supposed to fill a giant cistern for a flood trap. The water started flowing, UristMcMiner was never heard from again. One time, a troll ran up from the caverns, knocked down all the doors in it's path, charged up the stairwell into the fort (being chased by various war animals, such as dogs, elephants and Tigermen) ran out through the main corridor (spooking some merchants while he was at it) and charged off the edge of the map from the surface world. And this, children, is how the internet goblins found the first trolls. EDIT: --- Quote from: Muffin on February 07, 2011, 09:30:47 PM ---Link to the game? --- End quote --- http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/ Hope you like ASCII and a learning curve sharper than any other game in existence! |
| Madmitten:
--- Quote from: Jacob/Lee on February 07, 2011, 09:31:10 PM ---EDIT:http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/ Hope you like ASCII and a learning curve sharper than any other game in existence! --- End quote --- it might as well not be called a curve its called a god damn learning angle 90 degrees |
| Jacob/Lee:
Here's a nice example of the curve angle: |
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