1) Maybe the person is deaf. It's a simple indication, don't be so bitchy about it.
2) As if they're going to go about for the rest of their lives without a TV remote? I lost my car keys, so instead of looking for them, I'll break into my car and hotwire it forever instead of taking the easy way out and using the key.
3) I've never heard this expression in my life.
4) This isn't even in the context they mean it in. It's in the last expected place they'd think to look but looked there out of their desperation. Don't be so literal.
5) Usually people don't say this unless it's some mundane detail.
6) This is nice because it prepares people for what's coming and your question doesn't seem random. You could also just be about to leave or busy or something.
7) It can actually be both. New as in a new product or a revision so it's new and improved in the sense it's better than the original. Again, you're being literal and even narrowminded.
8) I'm sure in the long run when you're like eighty and sitting in the wheelchair you'll be like, "Where'd my life go?"
9) You could have seen it coming around the corner or something but just missed it yourself. Calm down.
Can I ask you a question? Did you see the new and improved TV remote, that's always in the last place you look, and once you find it you can't eat it!? Its made so very short, just like life. Oh, also, do you have the time and has the bus arrived yet?
I make words well, yes? :D
Oh, Mage, you made a funny.
You misunderstood.
The topic was, "What Do People Do To Annoy You"
I said, "Post this list."
Wait you don't post. :o
