My dog came back carrying a cat's leg

[MegaScientifical]

... Wouldnt you be alarmed? Go find out whos cat that is if you find the cat take it and raise it back to health.

Wait, are you sure it's a cat? Might be a fox or something.

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[HellHound]

Wait, are you sure it's a cat? Might be a fox or something.

It could be a human leg with fur glued on it due to severe furry?

[rockslide26]

Wait, are you sure it's a cat? Might be a fox or something.

No, it was white with black and brown fur.

Best joke would be to sneak into a Chinese restaurant and slip it into a to-go meal.

Nonono I like chinese food.
I don't know how my dog got the leg. She just ran off into the woods. There are a lot of feral cats in the woods behind my house (don't ask), so that's probably how she got the leg.

[Frenchfrie]

No, it was white with black and brown fur.Nonono I like chinese food.
I don't know how my dog got the leg. She just ran off into the woods. There are a lot of feral cats in the woods behind my house (don't ask), so that's probably how she got the leg.

Rescue a Feral cat.

[rockslide26]

Rescue a Feral cat.

I'm sure that by now most of them have contracted some disease or other. You are welcome to come to my house to:
(A) Inspect the leg
(B) Take a free cat (I hate the bastards)

[HellHound]

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It could be a big chicken drumstick.

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[Frenchfrie]

I like kitties :D

[HellHound]

I like kitties :D

Kitties. <3

[sorrel]

Rescue a Feral cat.

[rockslide26]

Kitties. <3

I like kitties :D

I have nine or ten free ones. I have:
A gigantonormous orange one
A Calico one
A black one
A Grey tiger striped one
And more cute kitties

[Joker Card]

Sacrifice it to Satan

[Niblic]

Flash a pretty shiny green laser over it and discover that it contains a certain type of pollen only found in a type of count which your neighborhood coincidentally only has one of.

[HellHound]

Sacrifice it to Satan

And the supergigantic one.

[Mr Man]

... My cat is sitting next to me...

My cat is sitting next to me too.

Poor kitty.

Bury the leg.

[Comatose]

Take the meat off the bone, sharpen the bone until it has a very fine point and a handle, then go into the woods and make a cat kebab.