Author Topic: The Off-Topic Camping trip.  (Read 34137 times)

We can't!

I ate all of our cell phones because I was so hungry! D:

loving handicap!

*Shadowed999 slaps Lizzy*

Dumb bitch.

D:

*Pukes up half-working cell phone*

:D


*Legodude77 teleports here above cell phone and smashes it.
Whoops

*Shadowed999 slames Legodude77 into tree and drinks a beer*

*Shadowed999 passes out from drunkennesses*

*Walks in from the forest [or whereever the f we are]

I have a fire extinguisher!

*Throws fire extinguisher at burning tree*

:D?

*The flames are coming closer*


I wonder if you wonder why I have been gone for so long. You see this?

* Kingdaro holds up a gray box with a red button and antenna on it.

This controls a 50 foot nuke that would probably destroy the continent, unless someone goes into the kitchen and makes me a sammich.

*Runs around like a jackass, screaming

*Lizzy makes Kingdaro a sammich*

Put out the fire!!

*Pisses on flames*

*Flames go out*

*Flashes everybody while screaming*
YEAAAH THAT'S RIIGHT BITCHAZ....crap...woops.

*Zips pants and sits down drinking more beer.*

Yay the fire is out!

*Castrates Shadowed and steals his beer*

Yum. Tasty.

*Still running around like a jackass*