Im coming up with a plan to fix the economy

[Ladios]

I will invest 9000 copies of "call of duty black ops" in this.

Under normal circumstances I and my representatives would value an induvidual copy at 10 speculative currency units, however due to the large alleged influx and no forehand knowledge of the relative market value, we shall offer 7 per theoretical copy which will still earn you a total of 63000 speculative currency units.

Will you accept or appeal this offer?

20 oz., lightly used Pepsi product plastic bottles. Labeling is cleanly cut off.

We will offer 1000 speculative currency units for all 4000 theoretical bottles.

I would like 34 million speculative currency units. Thank you. c:

While we respect your interest in this system, we will not merely hand out speculative currency units. It's not like we are the federal reserve or some stuff.

Its still worthless, real money is gold, or silver.

Or, in this case, a representation for the relative value of goods and services as deemed by a panel of auditors using market trends, invested products, and overall demand as a means of justifying a decision.
This is the entire basis of my proposal.

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[Frontrox]

Can i own some sort of factory?

[Ladios]

I have no factory to offer and it does not appear you have any speculative currency units for exchange. It is up to you to acquire one by your own means.

[Frontrox]

I have no factory to offer and it does not appear you have any speculative currency units for exchange. It is up to you to acquire one by your own means.

No i mean in the simulation.

Durp

[Lugnut]

I have 20 refrigerators, 4000 dictionarie, mint condition. I also have a math book and a little sister.

[Ladios]

I have 20 refrigerators, 4000 dictionarie, mint condition. I also have a math book and a little sister.

While our organization does not promote slavery, we will accept your inclination to invest the refrigerators and and dictionaries.
I and my representatives will offer 68000 speculative currency units for the theoretical dictionaries and theoretical refrigerators.

[Frontrox]

I've got a factory that produces plastic pellets to make other plastic products.

I can supply you with a steady stream of plastic pellets(That are used to make other plastic goods) for a fee every month.

[Lugnut]

I'll take it, but on if I get the same terms as the person on the front page.

[Frontrox]

I'll take it, but on if I get the same terms as the person on the front page.

What can you give me as a monthly fee?

[Rekuddo]

Let's buy stuff.

[Ladios]

I'll take it, but on if I get the same terms as the person on the front page.

This is the standard course of action and I was too lazy to repeat those terms. Thank you for taking the initiative and reading them.

Congratulations.
In this simulation, you now have 68000 speculative currency units. You may feel free to exchange them for any goods or services that will accept them.
I am now in possession of 20 theoretical refrigerators and 4000 theoretical dictionaries.
This post will serve as a log for future reference of receipt if a refund is required.

[Frontrox]

Maybe we should start forming companies, and stuff.

[Lugnut]

What can you give me as a monthly fee?

Sorry, not you. Once we get time ironed out ill be glad to. To make more refrigerators. Barbie sized.

[Emerson]

I call shenanigans.

[Bloxxed]

I call shenanigans.

Oh god it's you again.