Why don't you go get on 4Chan instead of plastering your worthless stuff on superior message boards, you lifeless bag of fat.
Look at you, when's the last time you so much as set foot on the ground? See if you can't climb out of that huge sag you've made in that horrid sofa of yours.
How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have one.
Are you going to pay your rent in money this month, or are you going to make your landlord have love with you again? I feel sorry for him.
Better get dressed now if you want to get to McDonald's on time. You wouldn't want your boss to beat you again, you lazy starfish.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and I hate you.
That felt good.
