Author Topic: My Crush (Read 5434 times)

HellHound · February 20, 2011, 02:39:45 PM

Quote from: Thorax on February 20, 2011, 02:35:46 PM

You're way too young. That's that. What ever happened to the "Girls have cooties"?

The education system.

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Ziyek · February 20, 2011, 02:44:15 PM

If she's AT ALL related to you, loving forget it dude, that's just sick.

Bisjac · February 20, 2011, 03:05:55 PM

captain blue · February 20, 2011, 03:14:21 PM

stick it in her pooper.

problem solve

Funnelcakes · February 20, 2011, 03:37:13 PM

Quote from: Bisjac on February 20, 2011, 03:05:55 PM

-snip-

Oh my god what

Juicy Drop Pop · February 20, 2011, 03:43:46 PM

wait till she's asleep then inject your sperm into her and then you will have the effects of love but not had it

LeeroyBlockhead · February 20, 2011, 03:49:47 PM

Just simply do the "Hey.. I have a friend; they really like you" thing, but make it no where near suspicious and so on, if it fails, and you get kicked/hit/anythingrelated, you failed, if you dont and end up kissed, you won.

Yes, fail advice on purpose, because its your GOD DAMN half cousin.. o.O'

Moriarty · February 20, 2011, 03:56:50 PM

Quote from: Moriarty on February 20, 2011, 01:55:26 AM

If shes your half-cousin
Either you're going country or you're not getting her
Choose

Quote from: Travis [bob36455] on February 20, 2011, 02:38:21 PM

inb4redneck

stupid

DrenDran · February 20, 2011, 03:57:27 PM

What can you do?
You're already friends, apparently.

Demian · February 20, 2011, 03:58:31 PM

Friendzoned, bro.

Caution · February 20, 2011, 04:10:40 PM

Quote from: Monocle on February 20, 2011, 02:16:34 PM

I never got the talk... The closest thing to the talk I got was from my dad, he once told me "hey kiddo, you're seeing your girlfriend today?" Me: "ya" him: "Alright, well remember, go low then shoot high"

Basically;

forget her and then cum on her chest, lol.

Oh wow lol. It took me a second to figure that out.

I've never gotten the talk either, I learned through my friends and through Health class love ed.

Sleepy Dinosaur · February 20, 2011, 04:10:50 PM

don't do your cousin, come on thats just whacky!

Blaze0 · February 20, 2011, 04:12:05 PM

HALF cousin. Only by law.

Bisjac · February 20, 2011, 04:15:58 PM

Quote from: Blaze0 on February 20, 2011, 04:12:05 PM

HALF cousin. Only by law.

exactly. not related at all.

my dad's brother is married to my mom's sister.
thats technically my uncle being my mom's brother in law.

there isn't anything wrong with that.

i would forget a stepsister if she was hot. wouldn't bother me one bit.

Caution · February 20, 2011, 04:16:52 PM

Quote from: Blaze0 on February 20, 2011, 04:12:05 PM

HALF cousin. Only by law.

So if you're not related to your step mom it'd be okay to love her. Got it.