Author Topic: Narrow Escapes.  (Read 2809 times)

I was being stupid and making bridges during rain season in the woods cut from my town, I was testing the bridge over what seemed like a shallow stream and fell into loving OCEANdeep part.
My friend heard me screeming for help but lol'd and said "Shuddup"

Edit: I once fell into a river :c
« Last Edit: February 24, 2011, 12:55:08 AM by DrDefender »

When I was riding my bike down a hill, a car nearly hit me. Good thing I jumped off the bike.

i escaped death by strangulation by a single night due to the wonders of medical science and


gee thanks for cutting a year out of my childhood hereditary cancer, and  no thanks to cancerous lung tumors as well for collapsing my lungs




id like to thak my self for feeling a sudden loss of breath 
and hate my doctor for poking me with giant assrape spinal needles

one timei  tripped over a striped red snake
on a field trip
and i showed everyone
and the girls were all AAAAAAAH and the guys were all oh stuff

I got ran over by my dad once. But thats a long story.

I got ran over by my dad once. But thats a long story.
Do tell.


When I was eight my dad was going to work. My mom told me to go tell him something before he left. so I ran out infront of his car to stop him. This may sound stupid originally, but I was atleast 15ft from his car. Well our haouse at the time was a peice of stuff and the garage door wouldn't close all the way sometimes. So he had to make sure it would. I was standing in front of his car hoping he would see me. He was moving and watching at the same time. Right as he turned to look forward he loving hit me. I fell down and rolled over to the side of the street. all I rembmer was scraped hands and a badly scraped knee. 

There are these things in my state called the Md Pots. They are holes in the ground filled with mud. Hot gas from inside the earth is escapeing through the ground, causing mini volcanos of boiling hot mud. Now some of this mud is dry on top and wet on the bottom. So while standing over one of the boiling pools I started to loving slip. I freaked the hell out. If I didn't move, I would have been knee deep in boiling hot mud.

ONE TIME I ESCAPED A DEVICE CALLED A VAGINA

OH BAD IT WAS

 :cookieMonster:

ok this isn't an escape
well maybe from a concussion
eh, to hell with it imma post it anyway

i was getting a steel folding chair from the high level of a chair rack because we were setting up for a concert at school, and BAM the chair goes trololol and tries to concussionate me
RIGHT IN THE NOGGIN
and i say
'chair
i think you have some problems'
so i gave the homicidal chair to my frend and suddenly problem officer solved

EVEN THE FOLDING CHAIR GETS IN TROUBLE

EVEN THE FOLDING CHAIR GETS IN TROUBLE
EVEN THE ANYBODY GETS IN TROUBLE.

EVEN THE MEME GETS IN TROUBLE

Almost got hit by a car a few days ago. I was on my bike, and was crossing the street, when all of the sudden this old guy just goes as fast as he can down the road i was crossing.