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MIKE'S MODERATELY-PRICED TF2 OAK AND CHERRY ALL-PURPOSE CRATES!
Mikiyikiy:
HEY YOU
YEAH YOU
CAN YOU HEAR ME? ALRIGHT NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I'D LIKE TO DIRECT YOU TO AN OPPROTUNITY OF A LIFETIME
I'D LIKE TO INTEREST YOU IN CRATES
CRATES ARE GREAT
DUE TO AN OVERSTOCKING ORDER IM OVERSTOCKED ON CRATES AND PASSING THE SAVINGS ONTO YOU
WE HAVE OLD CRATES WE HAVE NEW CRATES WE HAVE CRATES AND YOU NEED THESE CRATES. WHAT GOOD ARE CRATES IF I CANT UNLOCK THEM YOU SAY? HOW ABOUT CHAIRS? YOU LIKE CHAIRS? CHECK OUT THIS CHAIR
MADE OF CRATES
NOW THINK OF THIS: YOU COME HOME FROM WORK, YOU ARE HUNGRY AS stuff. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO EAT? NOTHING. WITH CRATES, YOU GET TO HAVE A DELICIOUS NUTRITOUS MEAL
based on a 2000 calorie diet
WHAT ABOUT FORTS? YOU LIKE FORTS? I LIKE FORTS DO YOU? YEAH YOU DO, YOU LIKE FORTS. WITH CRATES, YOU CAN MAKE FORTS loving FORTS MAN FORTS
HOW MANY TIMES HAS THAT PESKY SPY SAPPED YOUR stuff UP THE ASS? YOU KNOW HOW HE SAPS IT? IT'S MADE OF ELECTRONICS. WITH FORTS, YOU CAN MAKE 20 CRATE TALL ROBOTS THAT WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH THEIR SPLINTERY FISTS. YOU CANT SAP WHAT AINT MADE OF METAL
BAD CREDIT? NO CREDIT? NO PROBLEM!
WE DO ABSOLUTLEY NO CREDIT CHECKS. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE OUR RATES ARE 1 WEAPON FOR ONE CRATE. DO YOU HEAR ME?
ONE WEAPON FOR ONE CRATE
ONE WEAPON FOR ONE CRATE
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YOU'RE ALL FISHLICKING roosterNOSES SO COME ON DOWN TODAY AND BUY MY CRATES.
BUY THEM
http://tf2b.com/?id=76561197996688202
Proog:
What an interesting game.
Is it a stock market simulator? A HAT CRAFTING SIMULATOR?
Mikiyikiy:
ITS THE WORLD'S NUMBER 1 WAR THEMED STOCK MARKET HAT SIMULATION NOW WITH MIKES CRATES
PowerDag:
MIKE'S MODERATELY-PRICED OAK AND CHERRY ALL-PURPOSE CRATES!
Dropshock: