you must know this was a lot of crap i whipped up as a test email
Dear Rainbow Dash,
It took me 10 minutes to conjure an introduction to this letter. That was it. The reason being is that the concerns held in this letter is one probably not tackled that often. It has to do with military force, and I have realized Equestria lacks one. I have no idea why exactly I am writing this to you, because, in all honesty, there is nopony that is really quite in charge of a military. It's Probably just because your my favorite pony.
Regardless, are you aware of the term "firearm"? If you are not, it is no problem, I do not see how a pony would use one without the help of a mounted attachment of some kind. It is something like a cannon, but scaled down so It can be easily be maneuvered by a, well, human, in a time of self defense, hostile encounters or war.
I am coming from a very hateful forum. As a matter of fact, using google, it could be considered the pony hate capital of the entire internet. I have combated them many times, but in the end I am forced to give up. This has raised the concern in me that there may be other regions that are adjacent Equestria, or even creatures INSIDE Equestria that don't quite like ponies very much, and it has raised suspicions in me of a large scale invasion. Now while the idea is quite absurd, the behaviors of the humans on the forum I come from defiantly suggest it. If there is anypony you can discuss the matter with, I urge you to do so.
Please reply,
Yours Truly, Tomas Nielson.
P.S. Call me?
Dear Tomas Nielson,
Well, I'm glad I'm your favourite Pony. And thanks for the warning. Really, I think we're fine.
Sincerely,
Dashie.
PS: What's a google?
PPS: Wait... are you coming on to me? CELESTIA DAMMIT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? I. DON'T. DO. HUMANS!
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