In Soviet Russia, Ipod plays you.
In Soviet Russia, keyboard types on you.
In Soviet Russia, you record camera.
In Soviet Russia, computer runs you.
In Soviet Russia, mouse clicks you.
In Soviet Russia, computer built Steve Jobs in his garage.
In Soviet Russia, power cord plugs you in.
In Soviet Russia, they make jokes about American English.
ENOUGH, I CANT TAKE THE HORRIBLE JOKES ANYMORE!