Author Topic: I figured out how to use telekinesis! [Or I pretended to]  (Read 10183 times)

Ike it seems ive teleported to a red wasteland with lava and  laughing bat-man creatures.

Jack off Spit into the hole to see how far it goes down!  :cookieMonster:

How about you go to sleep then wake up then you are at the beach in minecraft then it goes dark in 5 seconds and a creeper kills you but you dont die and the creeper's head becomes a dimension hole that leads to your school where you get bad results from your math teacher who takes an RPG and shoots you but he misses and hits your wife because she came here to evin if you don't have one so you rage and he uses geometric shaped stuffies to throw at you and he hits you and you fly out of the window in slow motion like in the matrix and then you magically get akimbo guns and slowmo shoot but you fail and miss 500 times then you fall on the ground but the ground is made out of rubber so you are fine and then you push a button and it all ends.

So the force is all a telekinetic script?...cool

How about you go to sleep then wake up then you are at the beach in minecraft then it goes dark in 5 seconds and a creeper kills you but you dont die and the creeper's head becomes a dimension hole that leads to your school where you get bad results from your math teacher who takes an RPG and shoots you but he misses and hits your wife because she came here to evin if you don't have one so you rage and he uses geometric shaped stuffies to throw at you and he hits you and you fly out of the window in slow motion like in the matrix and then you magically get akimbo guns and slowmo shoot but you fail and miss 500 times then you fall on the ground but the ground is made out of rubber so you are fine and then you push a button and it all ends.
Yes. YES, THAT IS THE SOLUTION!

Yeah this really isn't real. I just wanted to see if I still have a feel for forum roleplaying. I don't know if any of you actually believe me or not but it doesn't matter. That was still pretty fun pretending and all.

I now think real differently of HellHound and bloody jumper. You both seem like nice people and I hope to play blockland with you in the mid future.

But anyways, I wasn't trying to see if "anybody would fall for my master plan" and I wasn't trolling or anything.

I made this thread with intentions of having good clean fun using my imagination to create an amateur world to play around in threadwise.


So thank you all for playing along with me <3


Yeah this really isn't real. I just wanted to see if I still have a feel for forum roleplaying. I don't know if any of you actually believe me or not but it doesn't matter. That was still pretty fun pretending and all.

I now think real differently of HellHound and bloody jumper. You both seem like nice people and I hope to play blockland with you in the mid future.

But anyways, I wasn't trying to see if "anybody would fall for my master plan" and I wasn't trolling or anything.

I made this thread with intentions of having good clean fun using my imagination to create an amateur world to play around in threadwise.


So thank you all for playing along with me <3
Darn youuuuuuuuuuuu
Inb4thelock?

I could continue the story if it makes you feel better guys :)

I could continue the story if it makes you feel better guys :)

very much yes c:

Nah, lets make a new one. It's getting stale anyway.

Nah, lets make a new one. It's getting stale anyway.

Okay. I will lock this and make a new thread with a new story and stuff

Okay. I will lock this and make a new thread with a new story and stuff

Or I have no idea what to make

Good god ike,im still stuck!

forget you ike

How did you get out?
You loving pulled me in when you came out.

HELP ME DAMMIT