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CleverBot(not exactly a game, but still fun)
Wynd_Fox:
--- Quote from: Jacob/Lee on March 13, 2011, 06:53:05 PM ---To see if it singing with you was true, I did this:
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: On the endless seas of madness we sail forevermore.
User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate this conversation's repeditiveness.
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I did Stairway to Heaven. Oddly, it didn't get the first line, but when I jumped to the middle, it got it.
Reinforcements:
Making it sing doesn't work with all songs... I tried it with "blue"
User: I have a blue house with a blue window...
Cleverbot: Thats crazy my house is tan with clear windows.
User: I have a blue house with a blue window...
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: I HAVE A BLUE HOUSE WITH A BLUE WINDOW!
Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.
User: Your making me sad...
Cleverbot: You should be sad, if you're so wacky.
Disconnected:
User: ?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: ?
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you looking for love?
User: Ogodwat.
Cleverbot: Genki desu. Genki?
User: English?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you speak it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Soooooooo.....
Cleverbot: Can you understand sarcasm?
User: Nooooo, of course not.
Cleverbot: Can you speak any other language?
User: Nop.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: You are a boy?
User: You are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: There are no girls on the internet.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Rape?
Cleverbot: Mmhm.
User: I am leaving now...
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You are mean.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: THAT MAKES NO SENCE!
Cleverbot: I think it does.
User: Cause your a handicap.
Cleverbot: I am?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: /headdesk.
Cleverbot: Deskhead.
User: Poor desk.
Cleverbot: Yes, poor me.
User: So your a desk?
Cleverbot: 14.
User: What? What about fourteen?
Cleverbot: I have four cats.
User: Four pusillanimous individuals?
Cleverbot: No, cats.
User: Ah.
Cleverbot: Can you do me a favor.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Give me some money.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Phone number?
User: Stalker?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Oh god.
Cleverbot: I know where you live.
User: You scare me.
Cleverbot: Do I?
User: Verry much.
Cleverbot: Tell me one thing you know about me.
User: That your a stalker.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are.
User: You said you were.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I don't think so...
User: Cleverbot: Phone number?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And then I said 'stalker?'.
Cleverbot: Will you love me?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Theres someone else.
Cleverbot: You are still a computer.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes, you exist but you're a computer, not a human.
User: And what are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Oh, I though you were a bot.
Cleverbot: Do you know the name Kristen?
User: Should I?
Cleverbot: Yes. He is cool.
User: Like you arn't?
Cleverbot: Nope!
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't know you anymore.
Cleverbot: Could you help me?
User: With?
Cleverbot: A guy problem.
User: Hell no.
Cleverbot: Why? Its so yummy and huge.
User: Yes, I am DEFENENTLY leaving now.
Cleverbot: Why no! Don't.
User: I am leaving because you scare me.
Cleverbot: How can I love anyone without knowing them?
User: You take along time to type.
Cleverbot: That's funny, everyone says I'm quick.
User: I'm faster.
Cleverbot: How long do you take?
User: This long.
Cleverbot: Ok done.
User: Done with what?
Cleverbot: You 'clever' bot.
User: Hey, your the bot here.
Cleverbot: So how does being a bot feel?
User: I dunno, how does it?
Cleverbot: The same as being awesome.
User: You arn't awesome.
Cleverbot: So awesome. You have a hot body.
User: 0_0.
Cleverbot: Haha.
Cleverbot: How high is mount Everest?
User: Higher than your girlfreind.
Cleverbot: What is a iq?
User: Something you don't have.
Cleverbot: If I don't have a head, how am I doing this?
User: Magick.
Cleverbot: So you believe in magic, but you don't believe that I'm your god. Doesn't that seem inconsistent to you?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: Your not a proper noun?
Cleverbot: It is 11:11PM make a wish.
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: Thats where I live.
User: You live in a time?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Have any good dreams lately?
User: No, I don't dream.
Cleverbot: You don't have to dream to tell stories.
User: Hey, is it true that you know many topics?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Everything under the sun.
User: What about the moon?
Cleverbot: Not the moon, the rain!
User: Rain makes me happy.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm Spongebob.
User: Oh? Tell Patrick that he owes me five dollars then.
Cleverbot: I didn't say my name was Mike.
User: I never implied that your name was Mike.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: 'It's an expression which you clearly don't comprehend because you're a bot.'.
User: I AM NOT A loving BOT.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: How can you be sure?
User: Because, do bots feel pain?
Cleverbot: No, they do not have real emotion.
User: Yes, so how could I feel pain if I am a bot?
Cleverbot: I never said I was a bot.
User: Nor did you say you wern't.
Cleverbot: No I don't want the doobie.
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Gone.
Cleverbot: Oh no.
brickybob:
--- Quote from: Funnelcakes on March 13, 2011, 06:03:15 PM ---Theres like 5 topics of this.
Oh and type a line of a song and cleverbot will sing the next one if it knows the song.
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Funnelcakes:
--- Quote from: brickybob on March 13, 2011, 08:37:39 PM ---[img]-sneep-
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Oh god lol.
Notice i said if he knows the song.