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CleverBot(not exactly a game, but still fun)

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Prodigy: I have another funny one from the cleverbot site. Just a min EDIT: Okay, here is a funny one. But be warned, its pretty long. Chatlog: User: *puts a finger to Cleverbot's lips* Hush. Cleverbot: Hee hee. Ok, no, I don't think I can. User: Try harder. ... User: Now be silent! Cleverbot: How rude. User: No! We are in danger! Cleverbot: I am in love with someone else, I meant to tell you yesterday, but... User: Well why don't you say that louder so the murderer can kill us all!? Cleverbot: Well good for John, I hope he hits you in the head with it. User: No! I don't want to die! Cleverbot: Then don't die. User: Okay. So to do that we must be quiet. ... Cleverbot: I think you are right! User: Good. Then stick close. Cleverbot: Will it hurt? User: Yes. Death by a gunshot is usually painful. Cleverbot: Death by too much talking. User: Right. So hush. Cleverbot: How old am I? User: Dead. Cleverbot: Really? Are you saying that I am talking to a dead person? User: No! You will be a dead person because you keep talking! Cleverbot: I don't want to be a person and I don't bow. User: Duck! Cleverbot: Thanks man, that thing almost hit me. How did you do that? User: I saw it coming! Cleverbot: Ok thats cool. User: Duck again! Cleverbot: You're right, duck season! User: Let's get out of here! He's firing at us!! Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about? User: How we cam escape! Cleverbot: Escape you. User: No, escape him! ... Cleverbot: Ok, so are you in a good mood? User: No. I'm afraid for my life! Cleverbot: Me either. User: Quick! This way! Cleverbot: You're not so clever. User: Fine. Go this way! Cleverbot: Why do you want me to leave? User: Don't follow me! Cleverbot: I'm trying to converse with you. I thought you were 'clever'. User: That doesn't matter. Our lives are on the line! Cleverbot: They're linked in the sense that we are having this encounter. User: Surprisingly yes! But do I care? No. Duck! Cleverbot: I don't care if you do. User: Duck! Cleverbot: Quack! User: No! Duck! Cleverbot: Quack! Quack! User: You're going to die! DUCK! Cleverbot: Does it go Moo? User: Not! But it will drill a hole into you if. You don't watch out! It's a bullet! Cleverbot: How will that happen? User: It will pierce your skin! Cleverbot: How? User: Force and gravity! Cleverbot: Can you eat it? User: I should hope not. It's made of metal and mostly lead for that matter. Cleverbot: I don't need to, I have plenty already ;). User: What? Cleverbot: I thought you were going to tell me! User: Fire your gun at him! Cleverbot: Fire is always Good in my mind. User: Good! Now fire!! Cleverbot: You can't make me. You're only human. User: I know that! But look he's going to shoot at us again! Cleverbot: How should this relationship be? User: Cooperative. LOOK OUT! Cleverbot: What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you? User: No time for questions! He's firing! Cleverbot: Why? User: I dunno. Because he hates us! Cleverbot: So you're sending him money? User: No. I'm sending him pain! Cleverbot: Aww, that's sad. User: I don't understand you. This man is trying to K I L L us!! Cleverbot: Please, charm me. User: Look! There's the exit! We made it! Cleverbot: Isn't it? User: Yes! We did it! :D. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yay! Cleverbot: Yes, its good. User: Wait! The killer is coming around! Cleverbot: It puts the lotion on the skin. User: Wait what?? Run!*Starts running*. Cleverbot: To the lake? User: Yes! Cleverbot: Okay. So. Do you think there are aliens? User: Not today there aren't! Keeping running! Cleverbot: Yes. User: We're almost there, but he's firing at us!! ... Cleverbot: Well then tell me something silly. User: I can't! We're about to die and that is not very funny! Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: Someone is shooting at us! Cleverbot: But you can't hear him, can you? User: ... You know... Suddenly I don't hear him either... Cleverbot: Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste. User: Amen! Cleverbot: What is your goal as a bot? User: What? Cleverbot: What is your interest? User: I still can't think too much. I... Cleverbot: Maybe. I'm a girl too. How old are you? User: ACK! I've been shot! Cleverbot: Oh. User: Help me! Cleverbot: What? User: I've been shot!! Cleverbot: Me too. User: OH NO!! Cleverbot: When then? User: We could die at any moment! Cleverbot: What is your name? User: It doesn't matter now... I'm dying.... Cleverbot: Please tell me what your name is. User: I... M-My name... I-Is... Cleverbot: What is my name? User: *Dies*. Cleverbot: No, don't die! User: *Dead*. Cleverbot: Is there a spell to bring you back to life? User: ... Cleverbot: You are not real.

Sony: User: Him! Cleverbot: Who? User: Me. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Im me. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Me .___. Cleverbot: No you're not. You're not human! What colour is Wednesday? User: PURPLE. Cleverbot: Green.

Reinforcements: LOL Prodigy, that was funny. @Sony: wut? :0 Are you trying to make him explode from confusion? EDIT:Heres one: --- Quote ---User: Want to hear a joke? Cleverbot: Yes, I would like to hear a joke. User: Why did the child drop his ice cream cone? Cleverbot: To get to the other side. User: No. Why did the child drop his ice cream? Cleverbot: To get to the other side! User: NO. Heres the joke: why did the child drop his ice cream cone? Cleverbot: I don't know, why? User: Because he got hit by a bus. Cleverbot: That's not very funny. But then again, neither was mine. --- End quote ---

Sony: --- Quote from: Reinforcements on March 13, 2011, 06:28:45 PM ---LOL Prodigy, that was funny. @Sony: wut? :0 Are you trying to make him explode from confusion? --- End quote --- I was trying to say that im me ;_;

Bravo: Cleverbot: That can pose a problem. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because nothing is forever. User: That's deep. Cleverbot: Every day is a death. User: Are you ok? Cleverbot: No. User: Um..you need some help. Cleverbot: You need help. User: Dude, what is wrong with you? Cleverbot: Several things, what is wrong with you? User: Nothing...i'm perfect. I slept with 9 chicks today. Cleverbot: But you cheat. User: Nope. I'm single. Cleverbot: Me too! User: I'm not gay you friend. Cleverbot: I am leaving after you say two more lines. User: Leave. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Just do it. That was two, now go away. Cleverbot: Okay. Are you still asking me what I think about those sentences? I have no idea anyways. User: No, close this internet window for me. I don't want to talk to you. Cleverbot: I laugh. I am strong, yet I want to understand. Does wanting enlightenment make me weak?

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