"alright, please dont hurt us, we'll do whatever you say"
<leads soldier to a different airlock on a different deck>
"It's right behind here, let me open it up for you. We had to install an airlock because we're carrying some valuable HardToFindium, and it lets out some pretty noxious odors. If we didn't, everytime we would open the door it would stink to high heaven. However, it only works from out here. You go in and I'll open the door for you."