LeetZero > Loose Daddy

Eric Hartman > Stinky Nut Rat Snatcher
Umm... I'd rather... I have a bad feeling about this.
Justin Bieber > Old Fool Rhino Banga
They told us what we know already, half true.
Badspot > Old Dirty Guatemalan
I am so going to die...
LeetZero's son > Stanky Left-Hand Crab Whacka
loving awesome.
My Romanian teacher > Fly-Ass Fish
Eh.
Spam > John Cougar Canadian
Wait... what?