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| Façade |
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| Supreme Guy:
Façade is like a conversation with one of those crazy internet bots. They will react and say different things depending on what you say. However, unlike a chat with a bot, this has a plot. Trip and Grace invite you over for a party to celebrate the day you introduced them to eachother Trip and Grace are having a few marriage problems. Depending on how you wish to play you can try to help them resolve their problems, or you can make them worse. Or you can just shout "snake" when Trip let's you into their apartment and have him slam the door in your face. http://www.interactivestory.net/ There are also a few funny videos of people screwing around with this on youtube, just look it up. |
| nienhaus1:
So old, but loving fun! |
| Miga:
MELON. Don't say it, otherwise Trip and Grace will hate you forever. |
| Supreme Guy:
--- Quote ---FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Mar 19 20 45 06 2011 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- -- (interrupted) (Amy knocks on the front door.) (Amy knocks on the front door.) TRIP I know I know I'll -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, she's here! GRACE What?! You said she's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, she's right on time! GRACE Trip...! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Amy!! TRIP Hey! It's been too long! How are you doing, you look great! AMY I'm bad TRIP Uh... TRIP Well anyway... come in, I guess... TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (AMY picks up the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It") (AMY shakes the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing") (AMY shakes the advice ball.) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later") (AMY shakes the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Who Knows") (AMY shakes the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Never") (AMY shakes the advice ball.) GRACE Amy, (The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon") (AMY puts down the advice ball.) GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time. AMY Yea GRACE And, I've got -- (interrupted) GRACE Oh, ha ha ha! GRACE And I have to say, you look great. GRACE So come on in, make yourself at home! AMY YES TRIP I'm just going to go close the door. TRIP Oh! Amy, what have I been waiting for -- let me get you a drink. (Trip closes the front door.) TRIP And you'll be happy to know I just fully loaded the bar with the highest-quality spirits money can buy. AMY YES TRIP We need to have something really fun, TRIP like margaritas? TRIP Ah! I knew it. AMY YES TRIP Beautiful! GRACE Amy, Trip's getting a little carried away... maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP Okay look I'm just going to open a bottle of merlot and make everybody happy. AMY YES' GRACE So anyway, GRACE Yeah, we really don't need the fancy drinks tonight. TRIP Grace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway... what would you like -- (interrupted) AMY YES TRIP Uh, yeah, I -- I was just going to ask Grace what she wants. GRACE The merlot sounds fine. TRIP Oh! Uh... Okay. GRACE So, Amy, -- (interrupted) (AMY kisses grace.) TRIP uh, um... GRACE uh... TRIP whoa, that was, uh... AMY YES GRACE uuh... TRIP what... TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP heh, ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, Amy, GRACE heh heh... TRIP you're something else... heh heh heh... never afraid to... AMY YES TRIP push our little buttons... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that? TRIP ha ha... AMY YES TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Anyway, uh... what -- what were we talking about? GRACE hmmm Amy, seeing you brings back wonderful memories, really... TRIP Ye -- yeah... AMY YES TRIP Yeah, uh, we -- we've -- uh, we've missed you. TRIP Huh, I just thought of something. GRACE What... TRIP There's something we need to celebrate. GRACE What do you mean? TRIP Amy, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college. AMY YES GRACE Oh... god... -- (interrupted) TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... GRACE Pain. AMY YES TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, it's great you could be here tonight. TRIP Oh, Amy, -- (interrupted) PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Oh, I'll get it -- TRIP No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. -- (interrupted) PHONE ** RING ** (AMY picks up the phone.) PHONE Hello? Hello? TRIP Amy, no! Don't do that. PHONE Who is this? Travis, is that you? This is your mother. TRIP Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice. AMY YES PHONE I don't recognize your voice... GRACE Oh! PHONE I -- I think I have the wrong number... ** click ** TRIP Okay, she's confused, as usual... just -- just hang it up. (AMY puts down the phone.) TRIP Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her. AMY YES GRACE Oh, I wanted to say hello -- TRIP No no, come on, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... TRIP the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents. GRACE Anyhow, Trip's parents... -- (interrupted) AMY YES TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, no, uh, my parents aren't worth talking about. -- (interrupted) (AMY kisses trip.) TRIP this... GRACE uh... AMY YES GRACE Her... TRIP What did you... GRACE She... AMY YES TRIP The thing is, we've really, uh, got to... um... TRIP We need to call the... GRACE Yeah, yeah... TRIP that woman with all the clocks... GRACE make sure... uh, they don't make that mistake again... AMY YES TRIP Oh good idea, yeah, yeah... TRIP (long release sigh) TRIP yeah... AMY YES GRACE (big sigh) GRACE Oh God, Amy, this isn't much fun for you, is it? TRIP What...? GRACE Listen to us, we're -- (interrupted) AMY YES TRIP Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- TRIP Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not. TRIP (frustrated sigh) Sheejus. GRACE Okay, well, I was worried there for a bit you were on Trip's side tonight, ha ha. TRIP Amy, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy... GRACE (impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our -- (interrupted) AMY YES GRACE Oh yes, heh, go look at Trip's Italy photo... GRACE Amy, come over here and sit on the couch with me. -- (interrupted) AMY PRETTy TRIP N -- no, no, heh -- w -- wait... TRIP Now, now, Amy, in one word, what does this picture make you think of? (AMY points to the italy picture.) GRACE Oh, please, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that. AMY YES TRIP No, no, that's not it -- GRACE Yeah, that's a fine answer, I like that...! TRIP No, no... Amy, take another look, this says... what. GRACE How about suffocating. AMY ADVENTURE TRIP Christ! -- (interrupted) TRIP Romance! It says... romance...! GRACE (little sigh) Amy, -- (interrupted) AMY YES TRIP Y - yeah -- uh, no, uh -- it was supposed to be romantic! GRACE And I missed my friend's art show. TRIP What? Who is this? GRACE A friend from college had a gallery show of his new paintings that weekend. (little sigh) TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! TRIP Your... goddamn decorating... AMY YES? TRIP You're never satisfied with anything! You're never happy, never ever -- (interrupted) GRACE Huh? What are you saying to me? GRACE (impatient sigh) Amy, can you believe this? GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Yeah, Amy, yeah... TRIP I know what you're about to say... TRIP With your damn kissing, and flirting, Christ! -- (interrupted) AMY YES TRIP Okay, yeah yeah, I hear you, alright? GRACE You... kissing... and... GRACE You're always sending these subtle flirt signals! You're always trying to get people turned on! TRIP Oh, god...! (AMY kisses grace.) TRIP Okay, you know what, Amy, TRIP I'm going to ask you something. GRACE Trip -- TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question. TRIP Amy, yes or no... TRIP It's okay for a married... person, to talk and be friendly with someone of the opposite love, right? AMY YES GRACE What...?! GRACE Oh, yes, that's fine... that's fine... GRACE The real truth is, Trip, you flirt with everybody! The clients at work, our friends, everybody, you can't help yourself! You're always looking around, goddammit! TRIP Oh, god...! AMY YES TRIP Uhh! Yeah, go on, get away from me! TRIP I can't stand frigging looking at you! (AMY comforts grace.) TRIP Goddammit, Grace! TRIP No, d -- d -- don't, come on... GRACE What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me? TRIP No! TRIP Amy, this has never ever happened before...! TRIP uhh... AMY YES GRACE Amy, from what you said before, about flirting... I think we've already learned something about Trip. TRIP Oh, we're talking about me, are we? GRACE What? GRACE Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college, AMY snake IS GOOD TRIP You know what, Amy, that's it, you need to leave. TRIP There's only so much you can expect to put up with, you know? AMY YES (Trip opens the front door.) AMY YES TRIP We'll be fine -- you just have to go. (Trip closes the front door.) AMY YES (AMY knocks on the front door.) --- End quote --- |
| Littledude:
oh hey it's this game again. I love some of the videos of this on youtube. |
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