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| Tingalz:
ahahaha this game again brb playing |
| Sirrus:
I WILL NOT IMBIBE THAT LIQUID. IT IS FOR LADIES AND GAYS. |
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--- Quote ---FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Mar 19 22 17 40 2011 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) TRIP That should -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) GRACE Trip...! (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) (George knocks on the front door.) TRIP George!! (George hugs trip.) TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted) TRIP Yeah, hi! TRIP Wow, it's really really great to see you. TRIP Come on in! GEORGE Okay TRIP Y -- yeah, come in! -- (interrupted) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE George, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! (GEORGE picks up the advice ball.) TRIP Yeah, yeah, how are you doing? (The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later") GRACE Uh, I just asked him that... TRIP Well, I can ask him too! (GEORGE shakes the advice ball.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) (The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing") GEORGE Should I leave? GRACE Uh... (clears throat) um... GEORGE Okay, Advice ball! (GEORGE puts down the advice ball.) GRACE Oh, ha ha ha! GRACE By the way, you look wonderful! GRACE So come on in, make yourself at home! GEORGE MELONS TRIP Alright, George, that's it, you've got to leave. (GEORGE points to the elevator button.) (GEORGE points to the elevator button.) TRIP George, come on, you've got to go. (GEORGE points to the elevator button.) --- End quote --- |
| Tingalz:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Mar 19 22 29 24 2011 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute! -- (interrupted) (Sergio knocks on the front door.) (Sergio knocks on the front door.) TRIP Oh, he's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE God... Trip! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Sergio!! TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! It's been a while how's it going? SERGIO bad TRIP Uh... TRIP Well anyway... -- (interrupted) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Sergio, (SERGIO sits on the couch.) GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time. SERGIO i hav been bad GRACE And, I've got -- (interrupted) GRACE Uh... GRACE Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess... TRIP Huh, I'll close the door. TRIP Heh heh, -- (interrupted) SERGIO see im dying. TRIP Yeah, uh, we -- we've -- uh, we've missed you. (Trip closes the front door.) TRIP Hey, I just realized something. GRACE What... TRIP We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night! GRACE It is? SERGIO i have super cancer TRIP Y -- yeah, tonight is special! TRIP Sergio, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college! GRACE Oh... geez... TRIP Remember that? SERGIO no TRIP Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace. -- (interrupted) SERGIO melon TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uh...! TRIP geez, I'm not, uh... GRACE wha...! TRIP that's, um... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!! SERGIO are you mad at me TRIP heh, ha ha ha! TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Sergio, GRACE heh heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, are you? SERGIO i should leave TRIP push our little buttons... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that? TRIP ha ha... SERGIO can i have some gin TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Anyway, uh... what -- what were we talking about? TRIP Ah! -- (interrupted) SERGIO drinks TRIP Uh -- well, um, we should drink. TRIP How about a martini? TRIP I just got a hold of this rare imported -- (interrupted) SERGIO gin TRIP What...? uh... Oh! Yeah, that's even better! Great! GRACE Sergio, Trip's getting a little carried away... maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP uhh... Grace...! SERGIO i want gin thank you TRIP Wha...? uh... Oh yeah, that's even better! TRIP Okay! Good! I'll just whip up these bad boys real quick! (SERGIO gets up from the couch.) GRACE (little sigh) Trip thinks he's -- (interrupted) (SERGIO picks up the brass bull.) TRIP Oh, that brass bull, I love that, isn't that cool? It's a business gift -- GRACE Trip, I've asked you to do something with that bull, TRIP I know, alright, I'll get rid of it later, geez, heh, heh, huh. TRIP (little sigh) TRIP In terms of drinks... SERGIO can i have it TRIP Grace, I assume -- (interrupted) TRIP Uh, yeah, I -- I was just going to ask Grace what she wants. GRACE Well, actually, I would like a -- (interrupted) GRACE Dammit, Trip, you know I can't stand the sight of that goddamn bull, I want it out of -- TRIP Jesus, Grace, it was a gift, and an expensive one at that! GRACE I don't want anything from Barcelona in this apartment... TRIP Sergio, are you -- are you looking for something? (SERGIO puts down the brass bull.) TRIP Okay, anyway... I forget what we were talking about... SERGIO no SERGIO gin TRIP Oh, yeah, you know, I -- I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long... GRACE Trip, have you noticed, we're fighting in front of our friend. TRIP Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- TRIP We're NOT disagreeing. TRIP We're -- we're -- we're not disagreeing. TRIP (frustrated sigh) Sheejus. GRACE Alright, good, maybe you're on my side tonight after all, ha ha. GRACE (happy but tense sigh) (SERGIO picks up the advice ball.) GRACE Oh, that plastic ball is Trip's little security blanket he keeps by the bar. (The advice ball reads, "Never") TRIP N -- no it's just one of those little joke advice toys, you know. (SERGIO shakes the advice ball.) GRACE He's always playing with it, drives me crazy. (The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing") TRIP It's a toy, I'm allowed to have a toy. TRIP Alright Grace, your drink is ready. SERGIO (is trip homo) (SERGIO shakes the advice ball.) GRACE Thank you. TRIP Just leave my little advice toy out of this, okay? It's not hurting anyone, it just gives advice! (The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It") (SERGIO puts down the advice ball.) GRACE Maybe if I replaced it with... um... TRIP Do you... do you remember, Grace... GRACE What. TRIP How I proposed to you. SERGIO may i have my drink GRACE Oh, God, Trip -- TRIP Here, Sergio, I'll show you. TRIP It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college -- GRACE Trip, what are you doing?! TRIP I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and -- GRACE Stop it, Trip! TRIP I pulled out a diamond ring -- GRACE Trip! TRIP And I said, Grace, will you marry me? (SERGIO hugs trip.) TRIP Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?! TRIP Here's your drink! (SERGIO picks up a player's drink.) TRIP Sergio, yes? Very romantic? (SERGIO sips his player's drink.) (SERGIO sips his player's drink.) (SERGIO sips his player's drink.) (SERGIO sips his player's drink.) TRIP Oh, um, well... (SERGIO sips his player's drink.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) Sergio, I'm sorry you have to see this -- TRIP Grace, I'm just kidding around, I mean I -- TRIP I just wanted to show our friend -- SERGIO i could slam a few more of these (SERGIO sips his player's drink.) (SERGIO sips his player's drink.) (SERGIO sips his player's drink.) GRACE No, Trip, no, it's embarrassing, okay? (little sigh) (SERGIO puts down a player's drink.) GRACE God. TRIP Look, mmm... mmm... look I'm sorry... GRACE I don't know what's gotten into him. SERGIO can i have another drink GRACE (clears throat) -- (interrupted) TRIP Sergio, I -- I -- (interrupted) (SERGIO hugs trip.) TRIP Oh, uh, heh, you're hugging me... SERGIO friend GRACE How nice of you. Isn't it good to see -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, ha ha, I -- GRACE Ah you seem to remember how much Trip likes compliments. -- (interrupted) (SERGIO hugs grace.) GRACE Oh! ha ha ha, you're hugging me! TRIP Oh, that's nice of you. Grace, aren't you glad we invited him over? GRACE (clears throat) SERGIO may i have another gin TRIP So, come on, I -- I want you to look at this! GRACE (annoyed sigh) GRACE Why did I allow you to put that up... -- (interrupted) GRACE Sergio, come over here and sit on the couch with me. TRIP Grace...!!! TRIP Now, now, Sergio, in one -- (interrupted) GRACE Trip, you see, your special interest for all things European is making our friend very uncomfortable! (SERGIO picks up the brass bull.) TRIP Goddammit, Grace, this was supposed to be our second honeymoon! GRACE What? Sergio, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's -- (interrupted) SERGIO i like europeans TRIP Jesus, I -- (interrupted) TRIP Yeah, uhh -- no, uhh -- I just wanted us to spend time together! GRACE All those business trips of yours to Europe must have done something to you. SERGIO you like this bull grace TRIP uhh!!!! -- (interrupted) TRIP I'm going to get rid of it! I'm going to get rid of it! Everybody, get off my back already! -- (interrupted) TRIP (little sigh) (clears throat) GRACE You know, ever since we got married, I can't -- (interrupted) SERGIO i like the bull GRACE Sergio, stop that, it's embarrassing already, God! -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! TRIP Goddamn italy... TRIP I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try! SERGIO can i have the bull GRACE What? What are you saying to me? GRACE (impatient sigh) Sergio, I... -- (interrupted) SERGIO i want the bull since you dont TRIP Look, just quit taking sides, it's going to do more harm than good! -- (interrupted) GRACE Goddamn second honeymoon... GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! TRIP Oh, come on...! SERGIO well i assumed you dont want it TRIP Are -- what, w - what are you saying me, what? TRIP Okay, you know what, Sergio, SERGIO i want to keep the bull TRIP I need to ask you something. GRACE Trip -- TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question. TRIP Sergio, yes or no... TRIP Marriage is about saying yes to the other person, even if you're not sure about it, right? SERGIO yes GRACE What? TRIP I mean, if your husband or wife reaches -- (interrupted) SERGIO marriage is about giving me gin TRIP Look, don't bother answering, I don't need to hear it! TRIP Uhh, I try so hard to reach out to you, Grace, and you reject me! You're cold! You're distant! I can't keep going this way, it's killing me! GRACE Oh, that's great Trip! (SERGIO kisses grace.) GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, go away! GRACE I can't stand you! GRACE Goddammit! SERGIO come back trip GRACE uhh! -- (interrupted) GRACE What are you saying? What? -- (interrupted) TRIP Goddammit, Grace! SERGIO hey bro GRACE Sergio, (annoyed sigh) Trip is sometimes so... TRIP Oh, we're talking about me again, are we? GRACE What? SERGIO can i please just have a drink TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- -- (interrupted) (SERGIO puts down the brass bull.) TRIP Sergio, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment! (SERGIO picks up the phone.) (SERGIO puts down the phone.) SERGIO i want drinks GRACE God, Sergio, can we just stop talking about Trip's stuff, please? (frustrated sigh) (SERGIO picks up a Trip's drink.) SERGIO thank you (SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.) (SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.) (SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.) (SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.) (SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.) (SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.) (SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.) TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. (SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.) (SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.) (SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.) GRACE You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'! (SERGIO puts down a Trip's drink.) TRIP What...? GRACE Trip, it is such an act! TRIP Oh my God... -- (interrupted) SERGIO i think its cute TRIP Yes? TRIP Grace, I'm not 'acting' when I'm being romantic... God damn...! GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Sergio, explain this to me! GRACE No, I, I -- I want us to focus on Trip. TRIP Sergio, you know, it's weird to me, when I'm on a business trip, Grace never calls me, ever! -- (interrupted) SERGIO really cause i dont get it either TRIP No? GRACE It's just a feeling Trip, I can't explain it... TRIP Well how do you think that makes me feel? -- (interrupted) (SERGIO picks up a trinket 1.) GRACE All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip? (SERGIO puts down a trinket 1.) TRIP Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off? (SERGIO picks up a trinket 5.) TRIP Sergio, isn't it -- isn't that ridiculous? (SERGIO puts down a trinket 5.) SERGIO yes GRACE Yes? GRACE You both... Just get away from me! GRACE Uhh... GRACE I can't... this is not... Sergio, this... oh god... -- (interrupted) (SERGIO hugs grace.) GRACE Uhh... SERGIO what is it grace GRACE Why? GRACE No, don't... give me a second here... uhh... (SERGIO comforts grace.) GRACE Oh, Sergio, thanks, but, what we need right now is to just get all this out in the open... SERGIO so do it TRIP Let's keep talking about Grace. GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on.. TRIP They're vacations! Expensive ones at that! GRACE Of course nobody thinks to ask me what -- (interrupted) SERGIO how about you fix me more drinks GRACE Sergio, (annoyed sigh) SERGIO how bout a gin GRACE Sergio, (frustrated sigh) SERGIO what TRIP No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just one. GRACE Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine... TRIP Sergio, where are you going? Don't hide in the kitchen, we need you out here! SERGIO its safe here TRIP Let's talk some more about us both. GRACE Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...! TRIP What, I'm not allowed to be angry? GRACE You tell me what to do, you don't listen. TRIP Sergio, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her! SERGIO dont involve me TRIP No? GRACE Ah, you disagree, see, that really helps us... -- (interrupted) TRIP Sergio, hey, quit leaving the room! You can't start this mess and then leave us to fix it! GRACE Look, I think we should focus on Trip. SERGIO i will fix it if you give me drinks GRACE Sergio, (frustrated sigh) SERGIO shut up bitch i want me a gin TRIP You know what, Sergio, that's it, you need to leave. SERGIO no TRIP Sergio, Jesus, we've had enough, you've got to go. TRIP I'm sorry, but, uhh, I don't know what the deal is with you tonight. SERGIO forget you (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- you should just go. SERGIO give me a drink (Trip closes the front door.) SERGIO forgeter FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Mar 19 22 34 31 2011 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute! SERGIO knock knock forgeter open up GRACE Fine, Trip... fine... SERGIO hey friends (SERGIO knocks on the front door.) (SERGIO knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip...! SERGIO open up you rooster (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Sergio!! SERGIO loving finally TRIP Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted) SERGIO whatever (Trip closes the front door.) SERGIO hey what the hell (SERGIO knocks on the front door.) (SERGIO knocks on the front door.) [/size] |
| DracoSoul:
lol'd hard at the second one tingalz |
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