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Tingalz:
ahahaha this game again
brb playing
Sirrus:
I WILL NOT IMBIBE THAT LIQUID. IT IS FOR LADIES AND GAYS.
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--- Quote ---FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Mar 19 22 17 40 2011

TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE
What for?

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
That should -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Uhp, he's here!

GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
Trip...!

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

(Trip opens the front door.)

(George knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
George!!

(George hugs trip.)

TRIP
Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Yeah, hi!

TRIP
Wow,  it's really  really great to see you.

TRIP
Come on in!

GEORGE
Okay

TRIP
Y -- yeah, come in! -- (interrupted)

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
George,

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!

(GEORGE picks up the advice ball.)

TRIP
Yeah, yeah, how are you doing?

(The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later")

GRACE
Uh, I just asked him that...

TRIP
Well, I can ask him too!

(GEORGE shakes the advice ball.)

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

(The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing")

GEORGE
Should I leave?

GRACE
Uh...   (clears throat) um...

GEORGE
Okay, Advice ball!

(GEORGE puts down the advice ball.)

GRACE
Oh, ha ha ha!

GRACE
By the way, you look wonderful!  

GRACE
So come on in, make yourself at home!

GEORGE
MELONS

TRIP
Alright,    George,  that's it, you've got to leave.

(GEORGE points to the elevator button.)

(GEORGE points to the elevator button.)

TRIP
George,  come on, you've got to go.

(GEORGE points to the elevator button.)

--- End quote ---
Tingalz:

FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Mar 19 22 29 24 2011

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP
What, Grace... this?

GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --

TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!

GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --

TRIP
Get off my back!  I'll get rid of it in just a minute! -- (interrupted)

(Sergio knocks on the front door.)

(Sergio knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
Oh, he's here!

GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!

TRIP
No, he's right on time!

GRACE
God... Trip!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Sergio!!

TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you!     It's been a while how's it going?

SERGIO
bad

TRIP
Uh...

TRIP
Well anyway... -- (interrupted)

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Sergio,

(SERGIO sits on the couch.)

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!

TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time.

SERGIO
i hav been bad

GRACE
And, I've got -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Uh...

GRACE
Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess...

TRIP
Huh, I'll close the door. 

TRIP
Heh heh,  -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
see im dying.

TRIP
Yeah, uh, we -- we've -- uh, we've missed you.

(Trip closes the front door.)

TRIP
Hey, I just realized something.

GRACE
What...

TRIP
We have to celebrate!  Tonight's a special night!

GRACE
It is?

SERGIO
i have super cancer

TRIP
Y -- yeah, tonight is special!

TRIP
Sergio,  remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.

TRIP
Senior year of college!

GRACE
Oh... geez...

TRIP
Remember that?

SERGIO
no

TRIP
Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace.   -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
melon

TRIP
(nervous coughing)

GRACE
uh...!

TRIP
geez, I'm not, uh...

GRACE
wha...!

TRIP
that's, um...

GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...

TRIP
ha ha...

GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!

SERGIO
are you mad at me

TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!

TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh,   Sergio,

GRACE
heh heh heh...

TRIP
heh, you had me going there for a sec...

TRIP
heh, ha ha...

TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, are you?

SERGIO
i should leave

TRIP
push our little buttons...

TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?

TRIP
ha ha...

SERGIO
can i have some gin

TRIP
(big sigh)

TRIP
Anyway, uh... what -- what were we talking about?

TRIP
Ah!    -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
drinks

TRIP
Uh -- well, um, we should drink.

TRIP
How about a martini?

TRIP
I just got a hold of this rare imported -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
gin

TRIP
What...?  uh...  Oh!  Yeah, that's even better!  Great!

GRACE
Sergio,  Trip's getting a little carried away...  maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water?

TRIP
uhh...  Grace...!

SERGIO
i want gin thank you

TRIP
Wha...?  uh... Oh yeah, that's even better!

TRIP
Okay! Good!  I'll just whip up these bad boys real quick!

(SERGIO gets up from the couch.)

GRACE
(little sigh) Trip thinks he's -- (interrupted)

(SERGIO picks up the brass bull.)

TRIP
Oh, that brass bull, I love that, isn't that cool?  It's a business gift --

GRACE
Trip, I've asked you to do something with that bull,

TRIP
I know, alright, I'll get rid of it later, geez, heh, heh, huh. 

TRIP
(little sigh)

TRIP
In terms of drinks...

SERGIO
can i have it

TRIP
Grace, I assume -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Uh, yeah, I -- I was just going to ask Grace what she wants.

GRACE
  Well, actually, I would like a -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Dammit, Trip, you know I can't stand the sight of that goddamn bull, I want it out of --

TRIP
Jesus, Grace, it was a gift, and an expensive one at that!

GRACE
I don't want anything from Barcelona in this apartment...

TRIP
Sergio,  are you -- are you looking for something?

(SERGIO puts down the brass bull.)

TRIP
Okay, anyway...  I forget what we were talking about...

SERGIO
no

SERGIO
gin

TRIP
Oh, yeah, you know, I -- I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long...

GRACE
Trip, have you noticed, we're fighting in front of our friend.

TRIP
Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful...

GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --

TRIP
We're NOT disagreeing. 

TRIP
We're -- we're -- we're not disagreeing. 

TRIP
(frustrated sigh) Sheejus.

GRACE
Alright, good, maybe you're on my side tonight after all, ha ha.

GRACE
(happy but tense sigh)

(SERGIO picks up the advice ball.)

GRACE
Oh, that plastic ball is Trip's little security blanket he keeps by the bar.

(The advice ball reads, "Never")

TRIP
N -- no it's just one of those little joke advice toys, you know.

(SERGIO shakes the advice ball.)

GRACE
He's always playing with it, drives me crazy.

(The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing")

TRIP
It's a toy, I'm allowed to have a toy.

TRIP
Alright Grace, your drink is ready.

SERGIO
(is trip homo)

(SERGIO shakes the advice ball.)

GRACE
Thank you.

TRIP
Just leave my little advice toy out of this, okay?  It's not hurting anyone, it just gives advice!

(The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It")

(SERGIO puts down the advice ball.)

GRACE
Maybe if I replaced it with... um...

TRIP
Do you... do you remember, Grace...

GRACE
What.

TRIP
How I proposed to you.

SERGIO
may i have my drink

GRACE
Oh, God, Trip --

TRIP
Here,    Sergio,  I'll show you. 

TRIP
It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college --

GRACE
Trip, what are you doing?!

TRIP
I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and --

GRACE
Stop it, Trip!

TRIP
I pulled out a diamond ring --

GRACE
Trip!

TRIP
And I said, Grace, will you marry me?

(SERGIO hugs trip.)

TRIP
Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?!

TRIP
Here's your drink!

(SERGIO picks up a player's drink.)

TRIP
Sergio,  yes?  Very romantic?

(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)

TRIP
Oh, um, well...

(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)   Sergio,  I'm sorry you have to see this --

TRIP
Grace, I'm just kidding around, I mean I --

TRIP
I just wanted to show our friend --

SERGIO
i could slam a few more of these

(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)

GRACE
No, Trip, no, it's embarrassing, okay?     (little sigh)

(SERGIO puts down a player's drink.)

GRACE
God. 

TRIP
Look, mmm... mmm... look I'm sorry...

GRACE
I don't know what's gotten into him.

SERGIO
can i have another drink

GRACE
(clears throat) -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Sergio,  I -- I -- (interrupted)

(SERGIO hugs trip.)

TRIP
Oh, uh, heh, you're hugging me...

SERGIO
friend

GRACE
How nice of you.  Isn't it good to see -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Oh, ha ha, I --

GRACE
Ah you seem to remember how much Trip likes compliments. -- (interrupted)

(SERGIO hugs grace.)

GRACE
Oh! ha ha ha, you're hugging me!

TRIP
Oh, that's nice of you.  Grace, aren't you glad we invited him over?

GRACE
(clears throat)

SERGIO
may i have another gin

TRIP
So, come on, I -- I want you to look at this!

GRACE
(annoyed sigh)

GRACE
Why did I allow you to put that up... -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Sergio,  come over here and sit on the couch with me.

TRIP
Grace...!!!

TRIP
Now, now,    Sergio,  in one -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Trip, you see, your special interest for all things European is making our friend very uncomfortable!

(SERGIO picks up the brass bull.)

TRIP
Goddammit, Grace, this was supposed to be our second honeymoon!

GRACE
What?     Sergio,  Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
i like europeans

TRIP
Jesus, I -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Yeah, uhh -- no, uhh -- I just wanted us to spend time together!

GRACE
All those business trips of yours to Europe must have done something to you.

SERGIO
you like this bull grace

TRIP
uhh!!!! -- (interrupted)

TRIP
I'm going to get rid of it!  I'm going to get rid of it!  Everybody, get off my back already!   -- (interrupted)

TRIP
(little sigh) (clears throat)

GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, I can't -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
i like the bull

GRACE
Sergio,  stop that, it's embarrassing already, God! -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!

TRIP
Goddamn italy...

TRIP
I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant!  I do, I really try!

SERGIO
can i have the bull

GRACE
What?  What are you saying to me?

GRACE
(impatient sigh)     Sergio,  I... -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
i want the bull since you dont

TRIP
Look, just quit taking sides, it's going to do more harm than good!  -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Goddamn second honeymoon...

GRACE
Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!

TRIP
Oh, come on...!

SERGIO
well i assumed you dont want it

TRIP
Are -- what, w - what are you saying me, what?

TRIP
Okay, you know what,     Sergio,

SERGIO
i want to keep the bull

TRIP
I need to ask you something.

GRACE
Trip --

TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.

TRIP
Sergio,  yes or no...

TRIP
Marriage is about saying yes to the other person, even if you're not sure about it, right?

SERGIO
yes

GRACE
What?

TRIP
I mean, if your husband or wife reaches -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
marriage is about giving me gin

TRIP
Look, don't bother answering, I don't need to hear it!

TRIP
Uhh, I try so hard to reach out to you, Grace, and you reject me!  You're cold!  You're distant!  I can't keep going this way, it's killing me!

GRACE
Oh, that's great Trip!

(SERGIO kisses grace.)

GRACE
Uhh!  Yeah, good, go away! 

GRACE
I can't stand you!

GRACE
Goddammit!

SERGIO
come back trip

GRACE
uhh! -- (interrupted)

GRACE
What are you saying?  What? -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Goddammit, Grace!

SERGIO
hey bro

GRACE
Sergio,  (annoyed sigh) Trip is sometimes so...

TRIP
Oh, we're talking about me again, are we?

GRACE
What?

SERGIO
can i please just have a drink

TRIP
Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- -- (interrupted)

(SERGIO puts down the brass bull.)

TRIP
Sergio,  come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment!

(SERGIO picks up the phone.)

(SERGIO puts down the phone.)

SERGIO
i want drinks

GRACE
God,     Sergio,  can we just stop talking about Trip's stuff, please?   (frustrated sigh)

(SERGIO picks up a Trip's drink.)

SERGIO
thank you

(SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.)

TRIP
Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.

(SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.)

(SERGIO sips his Trip's drink.)

GRACE
You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'!

(SERGIO puts down a Trip's drink.)

TRIP
What...?

GRACE
Trip, it is such an act!

TRIP
  Oh my God... -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
i think its cute

TRIP
Yes?

TRIP
Grace, I'm not 'acting' when I'm being romantic... God damn...!

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Sergio,  explain this to me!

GRACE
No, I, I -- I want us to focus on Trip.

TRIP
Sergio,  you know, it's weird to me, when I'm on a business trip, Grace never calls me, ever! -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
really cause i dont get it either

TRIP
No?

GRACE
It's just a feeling Trip, I can't explain it...

TRIP
Well how do you think that makes me feel?   -- (interrupted)

(SERGIO picks up a trinket 1.)

GRACE
All this stuff...  mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy.  We're so happy, aren't we Trip?

(SERGIO puts down a trinket 1.)

TRIP
Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off?

(SERGIO picks up a trinket 5.)

TRIP
Sergio,  isn't it -- isn't that ridiculous?

(SERGIO puts down a trinket 5.)

SERGIO
yes

GRACE
Yes?

GRACE
You both... Just get away from me!

GRACE
Uhh...

GRACE
I can't... this is not...    Sergio,  this... oh god... -- (interrupted)

(SERGIO hugs grace.)

GRACE
Uhh...

SERGIO
what is it grace

GRACE
Why?

GRACE
No, don't... give me a second here... uhh...

(SERGIO comforts grace.)

GRACE
Oh,   Sergio,  thanks, but, what we need right now is to just get all this out in the open...

SERGIO
so do it

TRIP
Let's keep talking about Grace.

GRACE
Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..

TRIP
They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!

GRACE
Of course nobody thinks to ask me what -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
how about you fix me more drinks

GRACE
Sergio,  (annoyed sigh)

SERGIO
how bout a gin

GRACE
Sergio,  (frustrated sigh)

SERGIO
what

TRIP
No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just one.

GRACE
Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...

TRIP
Sergio,  where are you going?  Don't hide in the kitchen, we need you out here!

SERGIO
its safe here

TRIP
Let's talk some more about us both.

GRACE
Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!

TRIP
What, I'm not allowed to be angry?

GRACE
You tell me what to do, you don't listen.

TRIP
Sergio,  I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her!

SERGIO
dont involve me

TRIP
No?

GRACE
Ah, you disagree, see, that really helps us... -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Sergio,  hey, quit leaving the room!  You can't start this mess and then leave us to fix it!

GRACE
Look, I think we should focus on Trip.

SERGIO
i will fix it if you give me drinks

GRACE
Sergio,  (frustrated sigh)

SERGIO
shut up bitch i want me a gin

TRIP
You know what,    Sergio,  that's it, you need to leave.

SERGIO
no

TRIP
Sergio,  Jesus, we've had enough, you've got to go.

TRIP
I'm sorry, but, uhh, I don't know what the deal is with you tonight.

SERGIO
forget you

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.

SERGIO
give me a drink

(Trip closes the front door.)

SERGIO
forgeter



FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Mar 19 22 34 31 2011

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP
What, Grace... this?

GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --

TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!

GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --

TRIP
Get off my back!  I'll get rid of it in just a minute!

SERGIO
knock knock forgeter open up

GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...

SERGIO
hey friends

(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)

(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
Uhp, he's here!

GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!

TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!

GRACE
Trip...!

SERGIO
open up you rooster

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Sergio!!

SERGIO
loving finally

TRIP
Hey!   God  it's been so long since we've seen you!  -- (interrupted)

SERGIO
whatever

(Trip closes the front door.)

SERGIO
hey what the hell

(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)

(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
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DracoSoul:
lol'd hard at the second one tingalz
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