Funny jokes

[Vulgus]

Two men are standing at a bar.

One is upset, and says to the other; "I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend last night"
The other says: "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the sea"

Don't get it. Tsunami reference?

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[IkeTheGeneric]

Two men were standing on a bar and one fell off.

He suffered mortal injuries and his spine was dislocated.

His mother had to pull him off of life support after six years of being in a coma.

[Nymethus]

I drew a picture of a funny joke it looks like this

[Stocking]

Economic pressures.

Not really, there's something in the air that turns men into vaginas. I remember one of my mom's friends complaining that she had a guy over to her house one night that she was dating, and when they went to bed, all they did was sleep. マホ～

[Smash Fan]

The third girl walked up to her mother; "Hurrrrrrrrrnnnngggg" The mother said, "Shut the forget up, Cinderblock."

oh god lol

[Vulgus]

Not really, there's something in the air that turns men into vaginas. I remember one of my mom's friends complaining that she had a guy over to her house one night that she was dating, and when they went to bed, all they did was sleep. マホ～

That's..... disturbing

[Smash Fan]

Not really, there's something in the air that turns men into vaginas. I remember one of my mom's friends complaining that she had a guy over to her house one night that she was dating, and when they went to bed, all they did was sleep. マホ～

no vagina-vagina love?

Japan is a weird place.

[Ningyou]

Japan is a weird place.

That's why I like it

[Nethog]

Not really, there's something in the air that turns men into vaginas. I remember one of my mom's friends complaining that she had a guy over to her house one night that she was dating, and when they went to bed, all they did was sleep. マホ～

wat

[Placid]

It's friday.

[Ningyou]

It's friday.

It's Sunday asdf

[Nymethus]

It's Sunday asdf

bloody forget it is Sunday

[IkeTheGeneric]

bloody forget it is Sunday

Did you forget to write a book report on gay research lol!

[Nymethus]

Did you forget to write a book report on gay research lol!

no what! I shall go to the movies today

[TheArmyGuy]

A women goes to the bank and says to the man in charge: I bet for 75.000 dollars your balls are square.
The boss says: I can assure you that my balls are round. The bet is on.
The woman says upon that: Allright , I will come tomorrow at 5PM
The next day.
The woman arrives at 5PM , and has another man with her.
She confirmes the boss' balls are roudn and says: Yep , your balls are round. You get 75K
Then she jumps in the air in joy.
The bank director asks why.
The woman then says: I bet with this man right here for 250K that I'd be holding the balls of a bank director today.