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| Jacob/Lee:
A monk kicked me in my side while I was chopping bogeymen in half and I suffocated later. A FLYING SEA MONSTER tore me to pieces while I was running between towers in an apparently empty orc fortress. Another monk ambushed me. After showing off his skills and smiling I tried to hit him with my axe. In one turn of combat he had broken both my elbows and thrown me into a pond. I drowned after he kicked my face in. I got kicked in the face by a bull moose in a fortress (these fortresses don't even have any soldiers in them, they're more like goddamn wildlife preserves!) and when I passed out from pain raptors swarmed me and ate me. |
| Joker Card:
Fell into a pool of radiation with 19 health while being attacked by Headcrab Zombies. |
| Arekan:
Driving a jet into a plane. Falling into some lava with tons of diamond. Lastly Driving off of a plane with a vehicle with very low health. |
| Lil Robot:
giant worm penumbra |
| Wehrmacht:
i either got gunned down by policemen while trying to make my escape, or I got arrested by policeman for striking a pedestrian and then calling somebody in my disabled car. |
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