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How did you last die?
Jacob/Lee:
A monk kicked me in my side while I was chopping bogeymen in half and I suffocated later.
A FLYING SEA MONSTER tore me to pieces while I was running between towers in an apparently empty orc fortress.
Another monk ambushed me. After showing off his skills and smiling I tried to hit him with my axe. In one turn of combat he had broken both my elbows and thrown me into a pond. I drowned after he kicked my face in.
I got kicked in the face by a bull moose in a fortress (these fortresses don't even have any soldiers in them, they're more like goddamn wildlife preserves!) and when I passed out from pain raptors swarmed me and ate me.
Joker Card:
Fell into a pool of radiation with 19 health while being attacked by Headcrab Zombies.
Arekan:
Driving a jet into a plane.
Falling into some lava with tons of diamond.
Lastly
Driving off of a plane with a vehicle with very low health.
Lil Robot:
giant worm
penumbra
Wehrmacht:
i either got gunned down by policemen while trying to make my escape, or I got arrested by policeman for striking a pedestrian and then calling somebody in my disabled car.