My mother has great life stories.

[fred da kiko]

Yep!


Nope.


She's already married to my dad.

And my dad climbs towers for a living.

so then.... maybe some day?

[Ad Bot]

[FireFish]

My mom doesn't like video games. :c

[fred da kiko]

My mom doesn't like video games. :c

my mom hates violence, therefore she gets rid of me by telling me to go play xbox... my only games are assassin's creed, black ops, and mw2

[Tingalz]

>drunk
>half life

"About that beer I owed ya..."

you probably only like half life because of gmod videos on youtube
you're the worst kind of person

[TheScout]

My mom can kick my dad's ass in Quake 3. But I'm just the king :D.

I want your parents.
Well, my mom can play Rock. Band okay, at least

[Riot]

 My mom beat Gauntlet Dark Legacy.

[Ash]

My mom is either on drugs, or needs to be.

She's an over-protective nassacistical bitch.

I can't wait to move out.

[Madmitten]

nofu
My mom was once a maid for a prostitute. She was also a bank teller, and then she almost killed her dad.

[Cybertails1998]

My mom drinks vodka, well she is part Russian...

well my mom is too
'cept she doesn't drink vodka

hi5

[Ladios]

My mom, dad, step mom, and step dad were like techno raver types and its hard for me to believe this when I see them now looking rather normal lol. They all are gamers too btw.

[Barakuda]

My mom was working for the Russians :c

[Visage]

My mom can beat up your mom.

[Sandvich]

Everything my moms told me:
She heard ghosts in the military and read up that some guy commited Self Delete at the spot she heard them

She swears shes seen a UFO

She thinks my real dad killed a guy when he was on crack

She told me that my real grandad died because he was tying his shoes in front of a train; was too drunk to realize

[lordician]

My mom can beat up your mom.

Yeaaaaaahhhh...
All work made my family a dull one. :P

[LizzyRascal]

My dad went to jail once. Before I was born.